Harry Potter Funnies!

SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore đã đưa ý kiến lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and thêm black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and đã đưa ý kiến some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...

Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily thêm than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven sách with hardly any các câu hỏi left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot thêm to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an đít, mông, ass to Harry). She had every...

As bạn can tell, I do not like Twilight. However, there is one character in the "saga" that I definatley agree with. That person happens to be... Rosalie.

Sure Rosalie is a chó cái, bitch most of the time, but when bạn watch her in "Eclipse" [my sister made me watch all the movies] bạn actually discover why she acts like that, especially towards Bella, and to be honest, I can't really blame her. In fact, I actually felt bad for her, and heres why:

In "Eclipse" Rosalie explains to Bella about what it's like to be a vampire, and the consequences. Rosalie was once a human in the 1930's era who had so many...

So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...

I like Twilight. I used to tình yêu Twilight. But then, I began to feel disappointed. I wanted Bella to have DONE something that actually could affect the entire WORLD. Suddenly, I created my own versions of Edward and Bella and the Volturi. I like Twilight as it is....but it would be much better like this.
-1-
Bella thiên nga tugged on her muddy brown ponytail to keep in in place as thundered roared and rain came down in buckets on the deserted island. The forest, slick with slime and muck, was dangerous enough without HIM lurking in the shadows. Her ears picked up a soft sound beneath the gale. He...

please leave các bình luận so i no if this story sucks hoặc not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have bạn ever had one of those dreams, were bạn try and run fast but bạn just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased bởi two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...

Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: ma cà rồng hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach bạn that your tim, trái tim pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since ma cà rồng hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, hoặc blush, hoặc anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is đã đưa ý kiến several times in the book.

Now, call...