Harry Potter vs Chạng vạng Article: Dear rabid những người hâm mộ

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posted by Aquilia

Oh do bạn not see, the language so cruciated,
bởi your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do bạn believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then bạn are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't bạn see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do bạn not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope bạn hear, I must hope bạn see.
But I think, bạn only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid người hâm mộ in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade

Quaila and xcrazygirlx318 like this

WolfPred What's the moral of this article?

Aquilia It's a poem against rabid fans in general.

PotterForever amen to this

Aquilia Thank you PotterForever, this was my first attempt at poetry. -.-' xD

PotterForever Well, it's quite good. Sadly they will never see our desperate attempts to save their sanity.

Aquilia Thank you, *curtsy* Sadly true isn't it? And I've started to like Tennyson's poetry. Rhyming is good enough to sing to. xD By the way: Guys, it's alright to go off-main-topic here since I originally wrote this to vent. xD Just keep it somewhat within poetry. :)

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Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the sách and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a thêm complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse sách (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight các bài viết and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES...

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Comparison: Stephenie Meyer and Voldemort

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight những người hâm mộ who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about ma cà rồng (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....

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My Review of Twilight and it những người hâm mộ

posted by Kersian

Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight những người hâm mộ write out their các bài viết on why they like Twilight. Not just các bài viết other things too. I will give bạn and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the tiêu đề says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of tiêu đề I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight những người hâm mộ I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if bạn ever want...

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Old twilight người hâm mộ writes about harry potter

posted by nati30

This bài viết was actually wriiten bởi an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i đã đăng it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the bài viết proves that even though bạn tình yêu twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was bạn one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop đọc it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER bạn DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

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Funniest Harry Potter Moments

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Y U NO GUY

added by Darkshine

Source: Google

harry is better !!!!!!

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Source: HARRY!!!!!!!

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How Twilight and Harry Potter can't really be compared...

posted by TheCiaranTaylor

So I have heard/read a LOT of arguments over this topic, and I find it ridiculous. Here are some reasons why they can't be compared with each other:

1- nghề viết văn styles. Rowling writes in a descriptive third-person, whereas Meyer writes in a first-person account of a seventeen năm old girl. bạn can't expect Bella to talk like a professional poet of some sort, I doubt many average teenage girls do that.

2- Plot. Harry Potter is mainly about wizards and fighting. Twilight is about ma cà rồng and romance... Totally the same (Major burning sarcasm).

3- Audience. Harry Potter is aimed for children. Before...