Harry Potter vs Chạng vạng Article: FredWRules's anti-twilight story

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posted by FredWRules

So, one ngày there was this girl, and for the sake of this bài viết she shall be referred to as A.

so anyway, one day, A's sister got được trao a book from a friend. A's sister read đã đưa ý kiến book, then lent it to A, saying it was possibly the best book she'd ever read. This book was Twilight.
so A read the book, slightly skeptical at first, but quickly got hooked. bởi the end of the book, she was a fan.
So, as soon as she found the một giây book, she bought it. A didn't enjoy it as much as she'd enjoyed the first book, but read it all the same.
then for giáng sinh she got được trao Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Eclipse she enjoyed, but found predictable, and Breaking Dawn made her laugh her head off.
At this point A had quite a few posters in her room.
when A entered high school, she became Những người bạn with this other girl, and convinced her to read the series, and the friend also got hooked.
then, later on in the year, A's Những người bạn forced her into promising to read the Harry Potter series while she was overseas.
A read the series, loved it, then realized how she'd wasted part of her life loving something so terrible. when A got home, one of her Những người bạn and A's sister (now also turned Anti) had great fun literally tearing up every single poster into shreds.

the early on in the năm after that incident, A got bored, and searched Harry Potter vs Twilight into google, and found 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight.

she read the reasons, laughed, then made herself an account so she could tham gia in.

and that's my story of how I turned anti!!!!

cookie324, harrypotterbest and 2 others like this

GemonkDruid W00t! But there's no point in calling yourself A... Andie. >:D OMG ALL IS REVEALED!

FredWRules shush! no one must know my secret identity!!

silverandgreen7 I so did not think that A was you all along. *cough* *sarcasm* *cough*

FredWRules *coughhackcough* yes, definitely not. *cough cough*

GemonkDruid Hahahaha...

venvargie Who is this "A" of which you speak? O.O

FredWRules hehehehe good to know SOMEONE respects my secret identity!!!!

venvargie No, seriously... O.o

FredWRules ... it's me. My name's Andie. (well, really it's Andrea, but yanoo...)

venvargie NO WAY!!!! OOO: (lol, pretty name. :DDD My name is really-- Oh look! A butterfly!)

FredWRules it's Izzy. I'm psychic :D

venvargie O: But what's it a NICKNAME for? HMMM???

FredWRules Isabelle, Isabella, Ismahan?

venvargie BZZZZZ Wrong. (lol Ishmahan wat) Izabella. :3

FredWRules there's a girl in my class whos name is ismahan, and her nickname's izzy. sorry, cbf holding down the caps button.

venvargie XD

FredWRules hehehe

venvargie <3

FredWRules <3

venvargie ♥

lucius_malloy *butts in* oh I still haven't written mine... I'll do it later today. Possibly :p <3

venvargie DO IT NOW

lucius_malloy I HAD TO GO TO A STUPID CONFIRMATION PRACTISE THING. BUT I'LL DO IT NOW.

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Twilight

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Hilarious Twilight Defenses.

posted by LilRavenclaw95

These are the weirdest, saddest Twilight defenses on the planet. *NOTE: I have nothing against reasonable Twilight fans, but ones like this? *facepalm*

Tiwlite deost scuk jew bichezz!!!!!1!!” twilite iz da beste buck i hav evar red in mi lief!!!! so wat if inot have red so maney bks in my lief!! i actualey hav ay lieff and bukks hapen to b four peeple wizout eny frends!!!!!!!1111 sou dant juzt PRUVVEZ hou gud twilit iz!!!!!!!!! adn anuzer ding i am sexteen not twelve adn i reeli LUVE TWAILITE wish usst PRUVVEZ it iz four mature, enteliggent peepolnot like hary poter dat is juzt four lusers...

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letters from hp to twi

posted by luv_warriorcatz

lets say that bella and hermione were off Những người bạn (really off). Hermione is at hogwarts where she is happy and bella is at forks with her vamp buddies where she is happy. And they know each other's secrets. One day, Hermione wrote bella a letter.

Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then bạn found him again in Volterra, Italy and bạn started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell bạn about this. I am afraid that bạn might be a little bit obssessive....

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Harry Potter WINS!!!

added by Brysis

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A Rant About Twilight And Harry Potter.

posted by Guste_LT

THIS IS JUST MY PERSONALL OPINION, FEEL FREE TO DISAGREE, THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK, NOT THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF TWILIGHT FANS. SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION!!!!!!

Thank you.

Just so bạn know, this is a Twilight người hâm mộ speaking.

Twilight may NOT be the best book ever, i didnt say that it was (keep that in mind), when i read it, i saw alot of flaws, like in breaking dawn, Meyer made it clear that vamps cant inject sperm, and yet, somehow Bella got pregnant. I've read this bài viết bởi XDRoseLuvsHP, and i totaly agree. I believe that People like Twilight thêm thatn HP because it...

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A Declaration Against the Twilight Saga

posted by PrincessVandal

For all of bạn who don't know this, but I am an ex-Twilight fan. This my own personal opinion based on my personal experience with the series. For all of the Twilight những người hâm mộ who may be đọc this right now, bạn have been warned. So here I go:

When in the course of normal, non-brainwashed leader events, it becomes necessary to dissolve the addiction of the highly “popular” teen-craving novel which have been oppressive to the efforts to differentiate the normal and the abnormal fantaisie to which people, generally females, dreamed of, decent respect to the creativity based on the author's dream...

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The Internet and Maturity

posted by Kersian

Okay this is thêm of an opinion, since my view of the activity is based off opinion.

Now whenever someone posts something on the internet and someone else responds negatively to it, they respond in the same way to that person. In a very negative tone. This is in fact what I see at times in forums.

First Twilight and Harry Potter fans, if bạn post anything on the internet, whether they are opinions hoặc facts, bạn have responsibilities with it. bạn are exposing yourself to others in the internet. bạn are responsible for the positive hoặc negative replies. So don't blame others for your actions....

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harry potter and twilght fanfic

posted by june13

harry potter is now logged in
harry ;anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
Ginny;y w has now logged in
ginny; yea am here this is why better then are old owl LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại
harry; huh? LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại wants that tell ron say hi d hi
ron w has lodged in
ron; hi harry was up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny; u can't make me
harry; ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại and waz means
ginny; LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại means laughter out loud and wazwantt is up
ron ;lol means laughh out loud and waz want is up
ginny; bạn took the words right out of my mouth
edwardcullen has now logged in
edwardcullen; I WEAR GIRLS CLOTHS AND AM A SPIKING VAMPIRE WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN tình yêu WITH A HUMAN GIRL
harry; freak
ron; yea
ginny; get off hear your in the wrong chat room go to the one with the six năm olds
edwardcullen; ok
edwardcullen has logged out
ginny has logge out
harry has logged out
ron has logged out

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I know I did. :'(

added by venvargie

Source: Google

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Cedric!

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Edward Cullen : Not Abusive Boyfriend ( against XDRoseLuvsHP)

posted by Renesmee_XD

Here is an 5 Part Essay wriiten bởi someone on livejournal that proves Edward isnt abusive.
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I have been having feelings of guilt off and on about shipping Edward and Bella. I'm sure the majority of us Twilight những người hâm mộ of have heard about the accusations of Edward being an abusive boyfriend. The accusers are able to back it up with proof of certain behaviors that count as abuse that bạn can read off of a red flag list. What they refuse to do though is look at the big picture. All they see is the surface and refuse to ask why. They even go to such far...

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Twilight

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Harry Potter <3

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Twilight

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The Final Battle: Part 2

posted by harrypotterbest

Harry woke up the tiếp theo morning with a feeling as though there was a heavy block in his stomach. He got ready and dressed and went downstairs. Ginny was already at the table, waiting for him. She smiled nervously at him, and he đã đưa ý kiến to her ‘Don’t worry; compared to what we’ve been through, this is practice.’
Ginny laughed, and Harry felt pleased. They got their children ready, and dropped them off at the wizard ngày care, as every adult wizard would be in the battle.
Harry and Ginny apparated with Ron and Hermione to the Cullen backyard, where the battle would commence. When they got...

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Good Morning Voldemort!

posted by ABDCFan-

'Good Morning Voldemort' - The HP Version on 'Good Morning Baltimore', from the Musical, Hairspray.

Oh, oh, oh
Woke up today
Feeling the way i always do
Oh, oh, oh
Hungry for Magic
That i can't eat
Then i hear that beat
That rhythm of Voldie
Starts calling me down
It's like a message from
High above
Oh, oh, oh
Pulling me out
To the smiles and the
Streets that i love

Good morning Voldemort!
Every day's like an evil encore
Every night is a fantasy
Every sound's like a death to me!

Good morning Voldemort!
And some ngày when i take to the floor
The world's gonna wake up and see
Voldemort and me!

Oh, oh, oh
Look at my wand...

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Why Harry Potter is better.

posted by MissKnowItAll

I have read a lot of các bài viết etc like this, but I thought I would write m own các lượt xem down.

One thing I have heard about Twilight being better is that SMeyer is a better writer. I ask you, how on earth is SMeyer a better writer.

Take this sentence from New Moon:

'Suddenly, it(the bike) looked intimidating, frightening, as I realised I would soon be astride it.'

How does that flow as a sentence? It has two separate realisations together in one sentence. I found it awkward to read.

SMeyer doesn’t make us connect with her characters. She doesn’t describe their feeling well at all. She is not a good...

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ma cà rồng vs Wizards Which I Would Rather Be

posted by Kersian

So I surfing the web when I ran into one of the pages from this site. It was a câu hỏi asking which would bạn rather be, a vampire hoặc a wizard? I immediately answered wizard and I added 3 quick reasons why. That was several months cách đây and now I wondered if my answer was reasonable enough. I also read other people's reason and I admit some of them sounded very childish and naive.

Now I will start bởi defining the two bởi their origins. ma cà rồng and wizards, because that was the question. Not Twilight ma cà rồng hoặc HP Wizards, but since that phiếu bầu was under those topics I'm guessing I will talk...

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HP vs TWILIGHT(??)

posted by roobiip

My câu hỏi is Is anyone alse tired of this "HP vs Twilight" things??
Because it is driving me crazy..

First of all I need to say I tình yêu THEM BOTH so much!! I think HP was extremely original I grew up with it and I looove it.. and Twilight is so romantic, I mean, could they be thêm crazy about each other?? (NOPE!!), and I looove it too!! (L) =]

However one thing is true:
Most twilight những người hâm mộ ARE crazy, annoying, funny, scary, etc.. being one I talked to many and some were really funny (they actually believed they were going to marry Edward) and others really scared me (because I loved HP too they...

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