Harry Potter vs Chạng vạng Club
tham gia
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
I made a danh sách of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If bạn can give explanation answering the các câu hỏi ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky câu hỏi because there are a lot of các bài viết about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter những người hâm mộ respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell bạn which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t used in Western Civilization until the 19th century, but Hogwarts was founded in the 990s, 10th century. But each of the four founders, Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin, all had normal first and last names. Society didn’t even use nicknames hoặc occupational names back then. They only used first names.


2.    In The Goblet of Fire, Dudley has a Playstation, but the first Playstation wasn’t released until December of 1994, and only in Japan. Dudly was playing with his Playstation earlier in the year.


3.    In the game of quidditch, if the Snitch flies at the speed of light, how can Harry catch one in his mouth without it shooting through the back of his throat hoặc at least breaking his teeth?


4.    Why was there no mention of witch burning? They studies wizard history, but they didn’t mention it at all. The Salem Witch Trials happened in America, but there were also a lot of famous European witch hunts in the 15-18th century (That’s where Carlisle Cullen’s back story comes from). It was all about witchcraft and magic, why wasn’t it significant enough to teach? Hogwarts is supposed to be a school of WITCHCRAFT and wizardry.


5.    JK Rowling đã đưa ý kiến once "magic is a dominant and resilient gene" in a magazine interview. If magic was dominant, there wouldn’t be any muggle-borns hoặc squibs. If magic is a dominant gene, bạn can’t inherit it from someone who doesn’t have it. If they had the gene at all, they parent would have the ability to do magic. It would make thêm sense if she đã đưa ý kiến magic was a recessive gene. If the gene was recessive, then two parents, each with a recessive gene, would be able to have a magical baby without being magical themselves. Also, squibs wouldn’t be possible. If two parents with dominant magic genes have a baby, then the baby would have a dominant magic gene. Especially in pure blood families because they would have two dominant magic genes so they would have no choice but to pass down a dominant gene.


6.    In Order of the Phoenix, Harry takes his O.W.L test in June. He was taking his astronomy exam outside and he was asked to chart the constellation, Orion, but Orion isn’t visible on any latitude in June.


7.    He also had to locate Venus, but Venus only goes as far as 47 degrees from the sun, but he was taking the test at midnight. Venus would have been on the opposite side of the planet.


8.    On the cover of link there’s an illustration of a link, but it should be a link


9.    In the first book, a snake winks at Harry. Snakes don’t have eyelids. It wasn’t a magic snake, it was a normal snake. Did the eyelid magically appear when Harry casted a spell on it?


10.    The basilisk was known for chewing and tearing its prey apart, but real snakes nuốt, nhạn their thực phẩm whole. Did magic give the basilisk thêm teeth and a different kind of jaw that allows for chewing?


11.    Hedwig was a Snowy Owl. Snowy Owls aren’t nocturnal like most other owl breeds. They sleep at night and fly during the day. They’re also very quiet, in comparison to other owls, but Hedwig would shriek in her cage all night long when normally, she would hardly make any noise at all and she would be asleep at night.


12.    Harry tried to feed Hedwig vegetables once, but owls don’t eat vegetables so she wouldn’t eat them. Why didn’t Harry just use the vegetables as bait to catch mice hoặc bugs to feed her? He’s seen them all over his house, so he knows they’re there.


13.    In Quidditch Through the Ages, it says that the first ever World Cup was in 1473, with a match being held every four years. Yet the World Cup in Goblet of Fire, set in 1994, is number 422. There can't be 422 world cups in 521 years with a four-year gap in between


14.    When bạn look really closely at all the dates and birthdays in the books, bạn can conclude that Andromeda Tonks was 20 years old, hoặc possibly younger, when Nymphadora was born. But that would mean that Andromeda and Bellatrix are the same age, which would make them Twins. Was there any explanation of this?


15.    It was đã đưa ý kiến that Hogwart’s students were close to evenly distributed between the four houses, and during Harry’s sorting ceremory, there were only 5 Gryffindor boys and 5 Slytherin boys. That means there is about 40 people in Harry’s năm all together. That means there are an estimated 280 students in all of Hogwarts. During one of the Quidditch matches, it says that there are about 200 Slytherin students alone. Why was Harry’s năm so low on students? Why weren’t there thêm kids born the same năm as Harry? And there are 14 subjects taught at Hogwarts, and only one teacher for each subject, and Harry đã đưa ý kiến each class has about 20 students in it. The math doesn’t match up at all. If there are 200 Slytherins, that means there are about 800 students in Hogwarts?


16.    The hogwart’s schedule is really weird too. Each class is an giờ long and they start at 9:00 am. They have two classes, a break (which seems like it’s about 30 phút to an giờ long when bạn think about all the things they do during their break) then another class. Then they have lunch. So that means they have lunch at 12:30 hoặc 1:00. And then they have another break right after lunch, then two thêm giờ long classes. Does this mean that the school ngày ends at 5:00 pm? That’s kind of late for a school day. And what time to they eat dinner? They seem to have a lot of free time before they have to go eat dinner.


17.    There are also population problems. It says there are about 3,000 wizards in Great Britain. If there really are 800 students in Hogwarts, why are there so many children? Why is 25% of the wizard population between the ages 11-18? Also, with a population that small, how do they manage to support so many Quidditch teams? It’s implied that each team has a very large fanbase, but there aren’t even enough wizards for the teams to have many fans. And how does the economy work with such a small population? The government is larger than needed for a small population. This would only work if the Ministry never gets paid.
posted by snapeislove
The "jejemon" mania is spreading in my country like mad.

I am a Filipino and Im getting really upset because almost half of the 'jejemon' population is in my country. Even my Những người bạn greet me through text messages '.,inN DisZ qKinD oFv m4nN3Rr.,' and Im now confused if they're simply Twihards hoặc just some bunch of lunatics. I am also sad because when I tìm kiếm what 'jejemon' means it always come up with explanations that involve my country, am I gonna deny that I am a Filipino? will I curse them all because they're all proud of it? will I beg them to stop the stupidity? I know my options will...
continue reading...
New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, tác giả of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her một giây book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell bạn why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...
continue reading...
posted by luv_warriorcatz
All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered bạn make them.
----------------------------------------------------
Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: súng and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. bạn silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that rùa, con rùa hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
continue reading...
I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. hoặc at least the book. The films are thêm funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the nguồn material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't tình yêu it; I'm no Potterhead bởi any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the sách and films, đọc and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
continue reading...
added by RealSunshine
Source: tumblr
added by bddh
Source: tumblr
added by cassie-1-2-3
Source: stepheniemeyer.com
added by KateKicksAss
Source: polyvore.com
I still tình yêu bạn after all these years.
Thinking of bạn brings me to tears.
I see bạn every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.

Where are bạn my dear?
Are bạn near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When bạn had passed the gate.

I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if bạn are just beyond my reach.

Where are bạn my dear?
Are bạn near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When bạn had passed the gate. (2x)

Why am I still here?
added by KateKicksAss
added by Gred_and_Forge
Source: Tumblr
posted by hpotterforever7
Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter tác giả J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy nghề viết văn to attend the ngôi sao studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight tác giả Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that nghề viết văn is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
continue reading...
added by simplesimmer
"At some point we stopped wanting to slay ma cà rồng and started wanting to, ya know, brush our fingers across their glimmering torsos until our tender womanhood aches with the temptation." Credit: Cracked.com
video
twilight
cracked
funny
ma cà rồng
added by lilcherrywine
video
twilight
funny
Edward Cullen
bella
harry potter vs twilight