Twilight hoặc Harry Potter? That's all I see here. And here are some "reasons" each of us came up with.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.
Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books hoặc movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a tình yêu triangle.
ME: Well...HP has tình yêu triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires aren't real either...
•Twilight is too awesome to have reasons why.
ME: Then WHY did bạn lable that as a reason?
•Twilight is well written.
ME: Umm...SMeyer just takes out the word and puts another way of saying it.
•Renessme is such a creative name!
ME: Umm yeah Reness...HOW THE FREAK ARE bạn SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!! Anyways...umm....it's neat I guess....they must really tình yêu their mothers
Harry Potter
•We already reached 1,000 and Twilight only has 10.
ME: Good job, now take out the repeated reasons and opinions.
•Bella is weak
ME: So? Harry WAS weak.
•Bella is a bad influence.
ME: Oh wow, tell me something I don't know. It's not our fault SMeyer made Edward all hot and good looking in the book.
•The bad guys have a reason to be bad.
ME: I sound like a bad guy for betraying my HP buddies, but...aren't the Volturi there to keep the ma cà rồng safe? I know they just sit there, but still...MAYBE no one needed saving. MAYBE, the killers just wanted revenge. Draco and Harry and LOADS thêm wanted revenge also...
•SMeyer puts details in the sex scenes.
ME: MAYBE it's not appropriate for bạn then. Put down the book and read HP AGAIN (reading HP and the DH for like th millionth time now) since it's bugging you.
• Twilight is all about sparkling nàng tiên and "shape shifters".
ME: Maybe SMeyer was watching Peter Pan hoặc something and accidently made Edward a Peter Pan for a few seconds, then liked how he was flying so she made him take his "Wendy" (Bella) away.
•Twilight has dumb quotes.
ME: Well...maybe SMeyer isn't a quote person.
•SMeyer writes like a 10 năm old.
ME: Not really...When I was 10, my nghề viết văn looked really bad..
•SMeyer was inspired bởi a dream.
ME: Good job Meyer. Like I cared about that.
•Stephan King has yet to say Rowling can't write.
ME: Maybe SMeyer was too caught up with making Edward sparkle in the sun. hoặc how "hot" he was. SMeyer was probably afraid her dream would "slip out of her hand" and then she would forget it so she wrote Twilight before she could get her 15 years of nghề viết văn practices.
These are only SOME "reasons", I'm not going to do the rest of the reasons. Post whatever bạn want against what I say, I DO NOT CARE. Even if it is about how stupid my tên người dùng is hoặc how dumb I seem.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.
Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books hoặc movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a tình yêu triangle.
ME: Well...HP has tình yêu triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires aren't real either...
•Twilight is too awesome to have reasons why.
ME: Then WHY did bạn lable that as a reason?
•Twilight is well written.
ME: Umm...SMeyer just takes out the word and puts another way of saying it.
•Renessme is such a creative name!
ME: Umm yeah Reness...HOW THE FREAK ARE bạn SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!! Anyways...umm....it's neat I guess....they must really tình yêu their mothers
Harry Potter
•We already reached 1,000 and Twilight only has 10.
ME: Good job, now take out the repeated reasons and opinions.
•Bella is weak
ME: So? Harry WAS weak.
•Bella is a bad influence.
ME: Oh wow, tell me something I don't know. It's not our fault SMeyer made Edward all hot and good looking in the book.
•The bad guys have a reason to be bad.
ME: I sound like a bad guy for betraying my HP buddies, but...aren't the Volturi there to keep the ma cà rồng safe? I know they just sit there, but still...MAYBE no one needed saving. MAYBE, the killers just wanted revenge. Draco and Harry and LOADS thêm wanted revenge also...
•SMeyer puts details in the sex scenes.
ME: MAYBE it's not appropriate for bạn then. Put down the book and read HP AGAIN (reading HP and the DH for like th millionth time now) since it's bugging you.
• Twilight is all about sparkling nàng tiên and "shape shifters".
ME: Maybe SMeyer was watching Peter Pan hoặc something and accidently made Edward a Peter Pan for a few seconds, then liked how he was flying so she made him take his "Wendy" (Bella) away.
•Twilight has dumb quotes.
ME: Well...maybe SMeyer isn't a quote person.
•SMeyer writes like a 10 năm old.
ME: Not really...When I was 10, my nghề viết văn looked really bad..
•SMeyer was inspired bởi a dream.
ME: Good job Meyer. Like I cared about that.
•Stephan King has yet to say Rowling can't write.
ME: Maybe SMeyer was too caught up with making Edward sparkle in the sun. hoặc how "hot" he was. SMeyer was probably afraid her dream would "slip out of her hand" and then she would forget it so she wrote Twilight before she could get her 15 years of nghề viết văn practices.
These are only SOME "reasons", I'm not going to do the rest of the reasons. Post whatever bạn want against what I say, I DO NOT CARE. Even if it is about how stupid my tên người dùng is hoặc how dumb I seem.
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do bạn guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have bạn read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t bạn just tình yêu them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are bạn f***ing serious?! These are the best sách ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite bạn and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are bạn harry asked ron over here can't bạn see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see bạn it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for bạn can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in tình yêu with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see bạn it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for bạn can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in tình yêu with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
