Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended bạn and why bạn find it offensive. If it’s something serious hoặc happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back bạn up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward hoặc gush about how amazing the Twilight...
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posted by renrae
Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked bởi a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight những người hâm mộ do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot hoặc any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...
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Despite whatever impressions bạn may have garnered from the tiêu đề of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....
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I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when đọc Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think bạn can call yourself a vegetarian if bạn don't eat things like people hoặc those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people đọc the sách also thought (well, maybe not specifically...
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Ever since its gần đây creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The các diễn đàn are always buzzing.
I absolutely tình yêu visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the các bình luận are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG bạn tình yêu (insert...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
This bài viết may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised




Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I tình yêu you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so bạn have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the tình yêu of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, bạn sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 năm olds and 17 năm olds...
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Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice hoặc animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton hoặc the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style biểu tượng despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it bởi a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a người hâm mộ of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, hoặc adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...
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Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....
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1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete ma sói have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob thêm so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased bởi crazed người hâm mộ girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this bài viết is to explain the point of view of a Twilight người hâm mộ that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, ma cà rồng are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off bởi saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight những người hâm mộ making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. bởi uneducated I mean những người hâm mộ that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...
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Hello kittens! This is the danh sách of all of everyone that has won the prestigious award of Kitten of the Fortnight! *Applause, applause* They have contributed to this spot in the best way and are all great representatives of what it is to be an amazing fanpopper. Congratulations to all of the winners and all of the winners to come. And if bạn haven’t won yet- no worries! Every member is doing magnificently and this spot is only going to get better.


*Props go to those in the fanpop users spot who first created the người hâm mộ of the fortnight picks*


Winner of July 17-July 31 2009:
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Winner of August...
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