Party Rock Anthem Eclipse Version!!

when i first read twilight, i loved it. i loved all of the books. the first mocie was good but i dont like the others at all (this is my opinion, sorry if bạn dont agree). i even wished people were thêm like the characters in the books.

the important thing to remember is that these sách are meant for entertainment. do not take ideas hoặc Lời khuyên from this book. bạn dont realize it, but at least 2 types of abuse happen in this book. edward is considered controlling and a stalker. jake is considered a sexual abuser and a petaphile. bella is considered a klutz, idiot, and a needy person. these books...

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If bạn know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" bởi Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't bạn see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that bạn listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the thêm I think on it, the thêm I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of bạn are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been đã đưa ý kiến about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...

I felt like nghề viết văn this bài viết after đọc a fellow ex-CAT member's bài viết on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater hoặc anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer hoặc her fans, and don’t throw nasty hoặc immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like xin chào are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me bạn freak bạn tried to kill...

OK, I know bạn guys are thinking: "What?! How dare you! Bella and Edward's tình yêu is the best and most romantic tình yêu of all times!111Elevntyone!!!1" And then, you're going to say I'm just some guy who hasn't read the books. I'm not. I'm a teenage girl, and I have read all the books. Even Bree Tanner and that bit of Midnight Sun on Meyer's website.

I'll just discuss the reasons why it's not true love.

Physical Attraction
...And thêm of it.
Picture this. Our great female lead is in an average high-school cafetaria, surrounded bởi average, high school kids. It's noisy and loud, and she wishes she was...