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This bài viết is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from thêm fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big những người hâm mộ of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat bạn in your sleep if bạn are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a fanpop fangirl...
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Q: What to Edward and a giáng sinh cây have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what bạn are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much bạn mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: bạn know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do bạn kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her sách and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward bạn suck!!!!
- Yes i know this is extremely late but i just remebered what i was going to write :)

I was brought with my mam and sister to new moon on the 20th of November. Personally i was'nt really bothered about going hoặc not so i went so at least i would be able to say what i think about it.
The movie started at 7 and and at 6:20 there was at least 60 people waiting in the cinema most of them girls from the ages of about 10 to 55 many people at the back of the line were pushing to the front without mercy, squishing the others.
(Oh i must remind ye that i live in ireland and at the moment only girls from...
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this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do bạn think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her các câu trả lời sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually đã đưa ý kiến was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that chó cái, bitch bella is his...
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Is it just me hoặc is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. tiếp theo she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack bạn rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes bạn guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear vàng contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade hoặc cây nam việt quất, cranberry nước ép, nước trái cây (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when bạn are screaming it at his...
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Stephen King finally addresses the người hâm mộ reaction to his unkind words about Stephenie Meyer, tác giả of the Twilight series. NOTE: This video is meant for entertainment purposes, and may not represent Mr. King's actual views. *I tình yêu Sarcasm! :D*
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They miraculously gave the movie a Matinee but I still tình yêu them.
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We have a discussion on the các diễn đàn here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.

We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...
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This is a short little rant, people.

I don't know about you, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when people spell my name wrong.

On Fanpop, I've gotten ranrea, renre, renray, ranraa, and many others. In real life, I've gotten Reagan, Regon, Regen, Reagen.... and people are always misspelling my last name (I'm not displaying that here.)

One thing I've noticed on fanpop (and many other fansites, as well) is that people often fail to spell Stephenie Meyer's name right. That's right: StephEnie, with an E right there. Not an 'a'. An 'e'.

Some people have completely butchered Meyer's name. Stephanie,...
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