(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do bạn guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have bạn read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t bạn just tình yêu them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are bạn f***ing serious?! These are the best sách ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite bạn and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
