This bài viết may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised
Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I tình yêu you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so bạn have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the tình yêu of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, bạn sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 năm olds and 17 năm olds being together?
Edward: Who cares about thoes laws, I tình yêu bạn and bạn and bạn tình yêu me...
Bella: Correction. I hate you. Your skin sparkles and you're gay. Not to mention your age.
Edward: But Bella...
Bella: *leaves*
Edward: I knew I should've taken Jessica!
Bella: *at Jacob's* Hey, Jake!
Jacob: Hi!
Bella: So wassup?
Jacob: You're pretty
Bella: Excuse me?
Jacob: *trys to touch boobs*
Bella: *pulls hand away* Jacob!
Jacob: You're pretty
Bella: Okay, that's enough! You're not getting any of me! *leaves*
Jacob: ... she's pretty
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE tiếp theo DAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bella: *at mayors* MAYOR! MAYOR!
Mayor: What is it?
Bella: SO THERE'S ma cà rồng AND WEARWOLVES! I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!! *shows evidence*
Mayor: HOLY COW! LET'S GET EM!!!!!
*at Cullens house*
Mayor: We're banning bạn from the town.
Carslile: But...
Mayor: di chuyển SOMEWHERE ELSE! YOUR HOUSE AND ALL OF YOUR THINGS ARE ON SALE, VAMPIRES! YOU'RE NOT EVEN VAMPIRES! bạn SPARKLE!
Bella: Yeah!
Edward: Bella, how could you?
Bella: bạn liyng bitch!
*at Quillitete tribe bonfire place*
Mayor: di chuyển YOUR TRIBE SOMEWHERE ELSE, WOLVES!
Sam: Who did this?
Bella: Me, dog.
Sam: Grr....
Jacob: ... She's pretty
Sam: LETS GET HIM!!!!
Mayor: WHO'S THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN? di chuyển NOW!
The quillitetes and the cullens moved away. Bella found a nice well-rounded guy with black hair and blue eyes named Marcus, whom she married. Edward became gay, and Jacob just couldn't stop thinking about Bella. He tried to stalk her, and now is imprisoned for life.
and that's my version of Twilight!
Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I tình yêu you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so bạn have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the tình yêu of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, bạn sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 năm olds and 17 năm olds being together?
Edward: Who cares about thoes laws, I tình yêu bạn and bạn and bạn tình yêu me...
Bella: Correction. I hate you. Your skin sparkles and you're gay. Not to mention your age.
Edward: But Bella...
Bella: *leaves*
Edward: I knew I should've taken Jessica!
Bella: *at Jacob's* Hey, Jake!
Jacob: Hi!
Bella: So wassup?
Jacob: You're pretty
Bella: Excuse me?
Jacob: *trys to touch boobs*
Bella: *pulls hand away* Jacob!
Jacob: You're pretty
Bella: Okay, that's enough! You're not getting any of me! *leaves*
Jacob: ... she's pretty
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE tiếp theo DAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bella: *at mayors* MAYOR! MAYOR!
Mayor: What is it?
Bella: SO THERE'S ma cà rồng AND WEARWOLVES! I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!! *shows evidence*
Mayor: HOLY COW! LET'S GET EM!!!!!
*at Cullens house*
Mayor: We're banning bạn from the town.
Carslile: But...
Mayor: di chuyển SOMEWHERE ELSE! YOUR HOUSE AND ALL OF YOUR THINGS ARE ON SALE, VAMPIRES! YOU'RE NOT EVEN VAMPIRES! bạn SPARKLE!
Bella: Yeah!
Edward: Bella, how could you?
Bella: bạn liyng bitch!
*at Quillitete tribe bonfire place*
Mayor: di chuyển YOUR TRIBE SOMEWHERE ELSE, WOLVES!
Sam: Who did this?
Bella: Me, dog.
Sam: Grr....
Jacob: ... She's pretty
Sam: LETS GET HIM!!!!
Mayor: WHO'S THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN? di chuyển NOW!
The quillitetes and the cullens moved away. Bella found a nice well-rounded guy with black hair and blue eyes named Marcus, whom she married. Edward became gay, and Jacob just couldn't stop thinking about Bella. He tried to stalk her, and now is imprisoned for life.
and that's my version of Twilight!