Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: So the Twilight người hâm mộ came up and said.......

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So the Twilight người hâm mộ came up and said.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought bạn guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do bạn guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have bạn read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t bạn just tình yêu them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are bạn f***ing serious?! These are the best sách ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite bạn and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”

Piercesfan likes this

Lunalovely They DO know Edward isn't real, right? God it just PISSES me off when a twihard says that! Like yeah, EDWARD is gonna come and suck my blood. HE'S A FUCKING CHARACTER! DEAL WITH IT!! It's not like i go around saying "I'm going to tell Bellatrix to come crucio and Avada Kedavra you!" Like no dude, shut up

Plenilunio *facepalm* Obsessive fangirls are creepy in every fandom.

November99 *sighs* similar things have happened to me before. That's what happens when you work in a bookstore.

EchoHellfire *shudders* I agree with Plenilunio. Fangirls are creepy.

MrsSiriusB This makes me doubt my decision to volunteer in a library.