| This game is so great because it&# 39; s free from all... |
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This game is so great because it's free from all logic. Logic is for pussies
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| WHAT A SHITLOAD OF MOTHERFUCKING BULLFUCK!! |
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WHAT A SHITLOAD OF MOTHERFUCKING BULLFUCK!!
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| This game is so hard, it would actually be easier... |
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This game is so hard, it would actually be easier to REALLY find the Mất tích arc
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| HOW DO bạ n DIE FROM JUST TOUCHING A WALL!? |
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HOW DO bạn DIE FROM JUST TOUCHING A WALL!?
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| bạ n ever had a video game character talk back to... |
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bạn ever had a video game character talk back to you!?
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| Sure as shit is easier to kill bạ n in real life... |
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Sure as shit is easier to kill bạn in real life than in that fuckin game!
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| This is ridiculous. I mean, he won&# 39; t climb down... |
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This is ridiculous. I mean, he won't climb down with a rope, but he'll jump!?
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| I classify it as a &# 34; Where the fuck do I go?&# 34; kind... |
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I classify it as a "Where the fuck do I go?" kind of game.
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| It&# 39; s a bird! It&# 39; s a plane! No, it&# 39; s a shitty game!... |
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a shitty game!
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| This is a job for the fucking Nerd! |
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This is a job for the fucking Nerd!
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| I feel horrible that I had to play this game in... |
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I feel horrible that I had to play this game in order to make this video.
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| let&# 39; s end on a positive note. It fits in a... |
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let's end on a positive note. It fits in a toaster!
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| I&# 39; d rather fucking eat my fucking balls off and... |
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I'd rather fucking eat my fucking balls off and puke 'em up my fucking ass!
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| Go yank your cock through your đí t, mô ng, đít, mông, đít, mông, ass |
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Go yank your cock through your đít, mông, đít, mông, ass
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| What an assload of fuck! Well, everything sucks. |
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What an assload of fuck! Well, everything sucks.
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| bạ n weren&# 39; t wish this apart your worst enemy |
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bạn weren't wish this apart your worst enemy
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| It&# 39; s blowout alright! BLOW OUT MY ASS!! |
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It's blowout alright! BLOW OUT MY ASS!!
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| All bạ n do is bang the chick, dodge the spears |
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All bạn do is bang the chick, dodge the spears
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| Was there somebody going around in a wheelchair... |
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Was there somebody going around in a wheelchair gunning down bulls?
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| Feast on some fried fuckfarts! |
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Feast on some fried fuckfarts!
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| That&# 39; s how long it took to load it on my... |
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That's how long it took to load it on my Commodore 64!
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| Why does everyone always drop in uninvited? |
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Why does everyone always drop in uninvited?
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| Might as well fill my giá ng sinh socks with trash... |
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Might as well fill my giáng sinh socks with trash and severed cat cocks!
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TV nowadays sucks
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| I made it perfectly clear: DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME.... |
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I made it perfectly clear: DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME. But.. People DID
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| and it was only in Japan? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG... |
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and it was only in Japan? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING WORLD?!
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| I KILLED SOMETHING! And it&# 39; s a little, tiny,... |
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I KILLED SOMETHING! And it's a little, tiny, stupid, FUCKING BEE!
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| Agh, I&# 39; m getting pwned bở i Billy Pones! |
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Agh, I'm getting pwned bởi Billy Pones!
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| Or, bạ n could just say, the game fucking sucks |
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Or, bạn could just say, the game fucking sucks
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| I&# 39; m actually out of breath from looking at this. |
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I'm actually out of breath from looking at this.
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| My words are insufficient in describing the total... |
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My words are insufficient in describing the total insult of this game
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| It&# 39; s time to retire |
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It's time to retire
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| I&# 39; d rather eat snot and diarrhea vomited out of a... |
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I'd rather eat snot and diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's dick!
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