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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 30
Bartholomew's Departure
June 12, 1953
Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.
Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose* Now to just take off the markers.
Wilson: xin chào Bart. How did things go?
Bartholomew: Very good. *Takes markers off caboose* How have things been for bạn so far?
Wilson: Oh, not too bad.
Orion: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in engine*
Bartholomew: What did bạn do so far?
Wilson: Well, I saw Hawkeye, and Stylo bring in a freight train from Denver. They were pulling the train here with a Challenger.
Bartholomew: Ah, interesting. Where are they anyway?
Wilson: At the station.
Orion: *driving engine backwards tiếp theo to freight train*
Wilson: Oh, bạn better uncouple that caboose so that Orion can get it off the train.
Bartholomew: Quite right. *Uncouples caboose*
Orion: *Drives back onto track that the freight train is on*
Bartholomew: *Shouting* It's uncoupled!!
Orion: *drives to train*
Coffee Creme: You're going too fast!
Orion: Great, then I can get fired. *Crashes into train*
No one was hurt, but Orion crashed into the freight train so hard, that it rolled down the hump all bởi itself.
Bartholomew: Great Orion. bạn see what you've done?
Orion: Yep, and I'm proud of it!
Coffee Creme: bạn nincompoop.
Red Rose: *Looking at runaway freight with binoculars* They're gonna crash into a tank car...
Bartholomew: Better a tank car then a chemical car-
Red Rose: Carrying chemicals!!
Bartholomew: What?!
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The freight train crashed into the tank car with the chemicals, because it was going too fast.
Wilson: Wow, and I thought I've seen it all back at Korea.
Bartholomew: Stick around with Orion, and Gordon, then you'll want to be fighting in Korea again.
After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.
Pete: I know bạn want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having bạn sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took bạn so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the ngựa con, ngựa, pony that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive bạn motherfuckers. *Jumps on train*
Pete: Shit.
Orion: So long dumby, see bạn in St. Foaly!
Police Sargent: He's heading for St. Foalis.
Pete: No, that's east from here, that train is heading west.
Police Sargent: Good point.
Meanwhile at the train yard.
Bartholomew: *Sitting bởi signalbox*
Red Rose: Hey, is everything okay?
Bartholomew: Yes, it's fine. I was just thinking about leaving the railroad.
Red Rose: Everything is not okay then.
Bartholomew: Since when did bạn make the decision for me to stay?
Red Rose: Well, why would bạn want to leave?
Bartholomew: Orion.
Red Rose: Well I can understand that he's a pain in the ass, but everypony is dealing with him.
Bartholomew: And they're doing a good job at it too. I however, cannot deal with anypony like that. In England, if he lived there, her majesty's armed forces would have him in solitary confinement.
Red Rose: When are bạn leaving?
Bartholomew: In two days.
Fourty five phút later, Bartholomew had to be a conductor for a passenger train heading east. This gave Red Rose a chance to speak with Pete.
Pete: *On phone* Michael, I'd like to help, but we can't lease bạn any locomotives.
Michael: Why not?
Pete: We already sent some locomotives to the Baltimare & Ohio.
Red Rose: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Hold up, I'll call bạn back. *Hangs up* Come in.
Red Rose: *Enters room* I need to talk to bạn about Bartholomew.
Pete: What's the matter?
Red Rose: Because of Orion, Bartholomew plans on leaving the railroad.
Pete: Well, I can understand that. Wait a minute... bạn just gave me an idea.
Red Rose: bạn did sir?
Pete: Yes. Orion think's I'll kill him if he decides to quit, but if he sees that Bartholomew quits without anything bad happening to him, then Orion won't go destroying things on purpose.
Red Rose: What do we do?
Pete: Well, he's on a passenger train heading for Chicagoat. That'll give us enough time to decorate the station for him. Then, we'll have a party for his departure from our line.
Red Rose: A brilliant idea.
Pete: bạn get decorations, and I'll tell everypony else.
Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the ngày that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.
Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me bạn were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish bạn the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill bạn when bạn leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about bạn choose which part of the cake bạn want first?
Bartholomew: bạn got me cake?
Pete: Yes sir, vanilla cake, with oranges on it.
Bartholomew: My favorite. Thank you.
Pete: You're welcome.
Bartholomew: *Takes slice of cake*
Hawkeye: What do bạn plan on doing once bạn get out of here?
Bartholomew: I might go work on another railroad. I'll go di chuyển to Manehattan, and find a job for the Neigh York Central.
Stylo: Sounds like a good plan.
Hawkeye: It also seems like everypony that's british, and living in Equestria wants to live in Manehattan.
Bartholomew: Now that bạn mention that, bạn do make a good point. *Eating cake* Mmmh, very delicious.
Gordon: I want some cake too. *takes big slice*
Coffee Creme: Leave some for everypony else.
Gordon: Don't be ridiculous. All of bạn need to lose weight.
Coffee Creme: Yeah, sure we do.
At the end of the party
Bartholomew: *waiting for taxi*
Hawkeye: bạn know it's gonna be hard to find a taxi at 7:30 PM.
Bartholomew: Not necessarily. It may be thêm difficult to get a taxi in night then bạn can in the morning, but it's not hard.
Hawkeye: Just saying.
Orion & Pete: *Walk to front of station*
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi*
Bartholomew: Well, this is it.
Orion: Don't kill him.
Pete: Shut up Orion.
Stylo: Goodbye Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Good bye all of you. *gets in taxi* Airport please.
Taxi Pony: *drives away*
Orion: bạn didn't kill him, good.
Pete: Of course I didn't kill him. Listen to me, if bạn ever want to quit, don't be afraid. Nothing bad is going to happen if bạn want to leave.
Orion: Meh, I want to stay here. You'll need all the engineers bạn can get.
Pete: Not necessarily, but I'm glad you're sticking with us.
Orion: I'll stick with bạn all the way.
The end
On the tiếp theo episode of Ponies On The Rails
The season 4 premiere begins.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 30
Bartholomew's Departure
June 12, 1953
Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.
Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose* Now to just take off the markers.
Wilson: xin chào Bart. How did things go?
Bartholomew: Very good. *Takes markers off caboose* How have things been for bạn so far?
Wilson: Oh, not too bad.
Orion: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in engine*
Bartholomew: What did bạn do so far?
Wilson: Well, I saw Hawkeye, and Stylo bring in a freight train from Denver. They were pulling the train here with a Challenger.
Bartholomew: Ah, interesting. Where are they anyway?
Wilson: At the station.
Orion: *driving engine backwards tiếp theo to freight train*
Wilson: Oh, bạn better uncouple that caboose so that Orion can get it off the train.
Bartholomew: Quite right. *Uncouples caboose*
Orion: *Drives back onto track that the freight train is on*
Bartholomew: *Shouting* It's uncoupled!!
Orion: *drives to train*
Coffee Creme: You're going too fast!
Orion: Great, then I can get fired. *Crashes into train*
No one was hurt, but Orion crashed into the freight train so hard, that it rolled down the hump all bởi itself.
Bartholomew: Great Orion. bạn see what you've done?
Orion: Yep, and I'm proud of it!
Coffee Creme: bạn nincompoop.
Red Rose: *Looking at runaway freight with binoculars* They're gonna crash into a tank car...
Bartholomew: Better a tank car then a chemical car-
Red Rose: Carrying chemicals!!
Bartholomew: What?!
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The freight train crashed into the tank car with the chemicals, because it was going too fast.
Wilson: Wow, and I thought I've seen it all back at Korea.
Bartholomew: Stick around with Orion, and Gordon, then you'll want to be fighting in Korea again.
After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.
Pete: I know bạn want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having bạn sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took bạn so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the ngựa con, ngựa, pony that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive bạn motherfuckers. *Jumps on train*
Pete: Shit.
Orion: So long dumby, see bạn in St. Foaly!
Police Sargent: He's heading for St. Foalis.
Pete: No, that's east from here, that train is heading west.
Police Sargent: Good point.
Meanwhile at the train yard.
Bartholomew: *Sitting bởi signalbox*
Red Rose: Hey, is everything okay?
Bartholomew: Yes, it's fine. I was just thinking about leaving the railroad.
Red Rose: Everything is not okay then.
Bartholomew: Since when did bạn make the decision for me to stay?
Red Rose: Well, why would bạn want to leave?
Bartholomew: Orion.
Red Rose: Well I can understand that he's a pain in the ass, but everypony is dealing with him.
Bartholomew: And they're doing a good job at it too. I however, cannot deal with anypony like that. In England, if he lived there, her majesty's armed forces would have him in solitary confinement.
Red Rose: When are bạn leaving?
Bartholomew: In two days.
Fourty five phút later, Bartholomew had to be a conductor for a passenger train heading east. This gave Red Rose a chance to speak with Pete.
Pete: *On phone* Michael, I'd like to help, but we can't lease bạn any locomotives.
Michael: Why not?
Pete: We already sent some locomotives to the Baltimare & Ohio.
Red Rose: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Hold up, I'll call bạn back. *Hangs up* Come in.
Red Rose: *Enters room* I need to talk to bạn about Bartholomew.
Pete: What's the matter?
Red Rose: Because of Orion, Bartholomew plans on leaving the railroad.
Pete: Well, I can understand that. Wait a minute... bạn just gave me an idea.
Red Rose: bạn did sir?
Pete: Yes. Orion think's I'll kill him if he decides to quit, but if he sees that Bartholomew quits without anything bad happening to him, then Orion won't go destroying things on purpose.
Red Rose: What do we do?
Pete: Well, he's on a passenger train heading for Chicagoat. That'll give us enough time to decorate the station for him. Then, we'll have a party for his departure from our line.
Red Rose: A brilliant idea.
Pete: bạn get decorations, and I'll tell everypony else.
Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the ngày that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.
Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me bạn were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish bạn the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill bạn when bạn leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about bạn choose which part of the cake bạn want first?
Bartholomew: bạn got me cake?
Pete: Yes sir, vanilla cake, with oranges on it.
Bartholomew: My favorite. Thank you.
Pete: You're welcome.
Bartholomew: *Takes slice of cake*
Hawkeye: What do bạn plan on doing once bạn get out of here?
Bartholomew: I might go work on another railroad. I'll go di chuyển to Manehattan, and find a job for the Neigh York Central.
Stylo: Sounds like a good plan.
Hawkeye: It also seems like everypony that's british, and living in Equestria wants to live in Manehattan.
Bartholomew: Now that bạn mention that, bạn do make a good point. *Eating cake* Mmmh, very delicious.
Gordon: I want some cake too. *takes big slice*
Coffee Creme: Leave some for everypony else.
Gordon: Don't be ridiculous. All of bạn need to lose weight.
Coffee Creme: Yeah, sure we do.
At the end of the party
Bartholomew: *waiting for taxi*
Hawkeye: bạn know it's gonna be hard to find a taxi at 7:30 PM.
Bartholomew: Not necessarily. It may be thêm difficult to get a taxi in night then bạn can in the morning, but it's not hard.
Hawkeye: Just saying.
Orion & Pete: *Walk to front of station*
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi*
Bartholomew: Well, this is it.
Orion: Don't kill him.
Pete: Shut up Orion.
Stylo: Goodbye Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Good bye all of you. *gets in taxi* Airport please.
Taxi Pony: *drives away*
Orion: bạn didn't kill him, good.
Pete: Of course I didn't kill him. Listen to me, if bạn ever want to quit, don't be afraid. Nothing bad is going to happen if bạn want to leave.
Orion: Meh, I want to stay here. You'll need all the engineers bạn can get.
Pete: Not necessarily, but I'm glad you're sticking with us.
Orion: I'll stick with bạn all the way.
The end
On the tiếp theo episode of Ponies On The Rails
The season 4 premiere begins.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
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