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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 19

Safety Film's First, Actual Safety một giây

January 2, 1953

Pete was playing poker with a few other ponies. He had fifteen dollars, while Hawkeye had ten dollars. Coffee Creme had six dollars. Percy, and Jeff each had five dollars. Gordon had twenty five dollars. Pete had eleven dollars, and Metal Gloss had eight dollars.

Pete: Ok everypony, the work ngày is going to start soon, let's make this round our last.
Hawkeye: Very well. Whoever is the dealer, give me four cards.
Jeff: You've got an ace, right?
Hawkeye: *Shows ace* Here, and accounted for.
Jeff: Ok. Coffee Creme, what about you?
Coffee Creme: Just two.
Jeff: Percy?
Percy: Three please.
Jeff: Alright, I will take one card. What about bạn Gordon?
Gordon: I don't want any.
Jeff: Metal Gloss, how many cards would bạn like?
Metal Gloss: I think one would be nice.
Jeff: Alright. Last, but not least our boss.
Pete: Only three cards, Jeffery.
Jeff: Ok, *Gives cards to ponies*

When the cards were recieved, the betting began.

Hawkeye: I'll go for two dollars.
Coffee Creme: Going in.
Percy: I'll raise it a quarter.
Jeff: *Puts in money*
Gordon: All in *Puts all his money in pot*
Hawkeye: bạn must be joking.
Gordon: I never joke around. With Celestia as my witness, I will win this round.
Metal Gloss: Anything bạn say Gordon. *goes all in*
Pete: *Goes all in*

Soon, eighty five dollars were in the pot.

Hawkeye: Alrighty then. *Shows cards* Five kings.
Percy: How did bạn get five kings?
Hawkeye: I don't know, Jeff was dealing not me.
Coffee Creme: Four of a kind, aces.
Percy: Aw man I have only three of a kind.
Jeff: Alas, so do I.
Gordon: Royal flush.
Hawkeye: Well, there's no point in seeing what everyone else has, Gordon wins.
Everypony except Hawkeye, and Gordon: Aww!
Gordon: *Takes eighty five dollars* Haha! Could today get any better?
Pete: No, but tomorrow will.
Hawkeye: What makes bạn say that?
Pete: Tomorrow, a film company is going to come here, and make a railway safety video.
Percy: Awesome. Me, and Jeff will hiển thị everypony what we can do when it comes to fixing track.
Pete: bạn all gotta hiển thị what bạn can do. This is very serious. So no slacking off, especially bạn Gordon.
Gordon: *Sticks out tongue*
Pete: I'm not kidding. One foul up, and you're fired.

When Gordon heard what Pete said, he went to work right away. His job was very easy, pushing freight cars very slowly in a train yard.

Worker: *Uncoupling freight cars*
Gordon: *Going slowly*
Red Rose: *sees chemical car* Oh jeez. Everytime a chemical car is in this yard, things always go wrong.
Worker: *Sees Chemical car* I'm going to put the brakes on this thing before uncoupling it. *sets brakes on*
Gordon: *Notices something* Why are we going slower? *Pushes lever to go faster*
Worker: *Falls off chemical car*
Red Rose: Gordon, slow down!
Gordon: Shut the fuck up, bạn worthless prick.
Worker: *Runs to coupling*
Red Rose: This is going to count as a foul up.
Gordon: bạn know what, if bạn think I can't do this, why don't bạn do it?
Red Rose: Fine, at least I won't mess up like you.
Gordon: *stops engine*

the chemical car was moving too much, and soon exploded, hurting Red Rose, and the other worker trying to uncouple it.

Later at Pete's office

Pete: Who's fault was it?
Gordon: Red Rose.
Pete: Why?
Gordon: She told me to stop very quickly which caused the chemical car to explode.
Pete: I see. Red Rose, your side of the story.
Red Rose: Gordon was going too fast, and I told him to slow down, but he called me a worthless prick.
Gordon: I was only going ten miles an hour.
Pete: That's not too fast at all. Red Rose, you're fired.
Red Rose: bạn can't ngọn lửa, chữa cháy me, I quit! I'm going to work for the Southern Pacific. *Leaves*
Pete: Well, that sure was interesting.
Gordon: Yes it was.
Percy: *runs in* Sir, we've got bad news.
Pete: What happened this time?
Percy: Somepony crashed into Metal Gloss' train, and Honey Bee is dead.
Pete: Oooh. Gordon, you're a unicorn. Can bạn teleport us to the crash?
Gordon: I don't know where it is, so I can't teleport there.
Percy: It's in Council Bluffs.
Gordon: Alright, *teleports to Council Bluffs*

The ponies that ran into Metal Gloss' train wisely skipped town.

Pete: How are bạn holding up there?
Metal Gloss: Good.
Pete: What happened?
Metal Gloss: We stopped at a red signal, then all of a sudden, this train comes ramming us from the front.
Pete: Whoever crashed into your train must not have wanted to deal with the consequences. Tomorrow is the ngày that the film company starts filming that safety video. We gotta stop with the crashes here.
Gordon: What if that's what they want us to do?
Pete: Then let's just pray that nopony gets hurt.

The tiếp theo day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand bởi the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: bạn got it, but may I ask bạn a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't bạn be able to hear the train come in?
Jordan: Yeah, but I want to take very special precautions in making this film. I want to make it the best Railway Safety Film anypony has ever watched.
Pete: And when you're filming on this railway, it will be the best Railway Safety Film anypony can ever watch.
Jordan: Good to know.

Two phút passed, and Pete saw the passenger train coming.

Pete: Get ready, the train will be here soon.
Jordan: Those cameras are rolling, right.
Camerapony: *Filming* Yes.
Jordan: Good.
Orion: *Getting towards platform*
Jordan: *Waiting for train*
Camerapony: *Continues filming*
Orion: *slows train down*
Jordan: *Very happy*
Camerapony: *Filming train*
Orion: *stops train*
Passengers: *Walk out of train*
Jordan: Ok, we got enough film. Good work.
Camerapony: Alright. *Packing things up*
Pete: Where would bạn like to go next?
Jordan: Oh, we're finished.
Pete: What?
Jordan: Yeah, bạn provided us with a very perfect intro. Now we're going into Portland Oregon to film the rest of the video, but don't worry. We'll still be filming your trains. *Leaves*
Camerapony: *Follows*
Pete: *Walks to bench* Fucking liars.
Orion: What's the matter sir?
Pete: The film crew arrived, and only wanted to film bạn arriving with a passenger train.
Orion: Am I going to be famous?! *Hovering in air*
Pete: Yeah, sure whatever.
Orion: Don't be like that Pete. Look, I know bạn wanted that filming guy, hoặc whatever his name was to film an entire video around here, but look on the bright side. Being in the beginning of a video is better then not being in one at all.
Pete: bạn know what? You're right. When that video gets released in theatres, I'm going to invite all of bạn guys.
Orion: Even Gordon?
Pete: Maybe not him. He'd get vượt qua, cross about not being in the video.
Orion: He gets vượt qua, cross about everything. What does being vượt qua, cross mean anyway?
Pete: It's a British saying, for pissed off.
Orion: *Laughing*
Pete: *Laughs too*

Later with Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme at the station

Hawkeye: All that extra work for nothing?
Pete: Yeah, pretty much.
Hawkeye: *sighs* What do bạn think about this Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: I say, let's buy Pete a drink.
Pete: I thought bạn didn't drink Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: I don't, but I want to get bạn a drink anyway.
Hawkeye: We, want to get bạn a drink.
Pete: That's very nice of you. A drink, for the both of us then.
Hawkeye: I'll drink to that.

The End

On The tiếp theo Episode of Ponies On The Rails

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First off.. This is gonna be a shock to everyone that knows me.. But Nostalgia Critic couldn't be thêm WRONG about this movie..

Along with IT, Haunted Mansion, and Childs Play.. But that's for another time.

First off, lets talk about what my boy Doug bitched on and on about.. Those damn aliens.

He goes on and on about how the Aliens weren't very smart, if they are attacking a planet made 70% of water..

But let me put bạn another way.. The Chris Stuckmann way (check him out.. Seriously).

CHRIS STUCKMANN: The water.. The water is harmful to the Aliens.. "why would these aliens invade a planet 70%...
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So.. Quite few tear jerkers today.. But we managed to survive it in the end.. Odd how almost cared about THE BABY during the same episode that also leads towards the guys death scene.. Pretty unexpected.. But they hinted to it, when the girl entered the elevator, diễn xuất so suspicious when doing so.. A little on the nose, that one..

But as per usual.. I'm a very boring reviewer.. That gives nothing worth noting about all these episodes.. But the hiển thị is certain interesting now.. Now, boring as shit, as it was for so long.. Hope it stays like this for a while..

No excitement.. Except when Eva nearly gets shot.. I don't care for her. But she's a huge character, so there was that..

Till tiếp theo time, peace :)


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I'm starting to enjoy the hiển thị now... these shows always get interesting when their nearly over.. Weird.
Guess they save best for last, like the saying goes..

Too bad that dentist.. Person.. Died.. I liked him.. Oh well, probably won't be in vain.. Same with Martin.

And my need for blood and violence was resolved.. So.. Yay..

Anyway.. What else to say.. What else to say..

Hmm.. No idea.. Though the glasses guy seems like a neat villain. Hope they do thêm with him.

And is that hit man still around? Because I forget..
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I only watched episode episode 59..

I not sure if I care too much for the blonde body guard guy for Eva. He's not very interesting till we learned his backstory.. Even than it seems a little uninteresting..

Not one of the best episodes.. Oh well.

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Well.. With the return of that hitman.. Whom I think might be my favourite, the hiển thị is awesome again..

I didn't have much reaction too seeing his return, except "DAAAAAAAAMN!!"

But yeah.. Tenma, hoặc whatever it is, escaped too stop the hit man from killing the hot but annoying Eva.. I wouldn't be TOO upset if she gets killed.. I don't like her..

But she's a big character, so I doubt their kill her off.. I not sure why Wind originally đã đưa ý kiến "try not too get close too people". Hardly anyone seems too die.. the hiển thị is all about deep meaning, thêm than killing and violence.. But that's only me.

If I want too see pointless violence, I would rewatch HELLSING again.. hoặc play Gears of War again.. So I shouldn't be too bitchy about the low amount of battles.. Least when there are battles, it's GOOD battles.. None of that PG13 crap.. PG13 has already ruined ASSASSINS CREED, so I'm glad it doesn't ruin these sorts of anime's.

But anyway..

Until tiếp theo time.. :D
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I've been caught with a bad cold lately.. So I had lots of spare time, so continued my reviews..

These two episodes were actually pretty enjoyable..

May as well enjoy this before it gets all sad and depressing again..

But hey.. If the idea of abortions can make me laugh.. I guess anything is possible..

So.. Yeah.. Big thumbs up for episodes 5 and 6 from season 3..

We're almost done woke.. We're almost done..

Also.. I've finally found BREAKING BAD.. Hard too believe this is the same AARON PAUL.. It hardly even sounds like him.

But hey.. I'm glad he's a voice actor.. I always đã đưa ý kiến he SHOULD be..
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So.. Uh.. Yeah.. I tình yêu Key and Peele.. And too like this movie, bạn need too tình yêu this humour, other wise it'll be just like any other, stupid, cliched comedy. Witch dick jokes, swearing, guns, and stereotypes..

So.. First.. A little background.

Keagen Michael Key and Jordan Peele were originally cast against each other so that cáo, fox could pick one black cast member (cause there's NOTHING racist about that).

but both ended up being picked after demonstrating great comedic chemistry.

Eventually the two created their OWN series.. Key and Peele.
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Well.. I have nothing too say about SEASON 3 episodes 1 and 2.. Episodes 3 and 4 where better up my alley, less serious.

I'm still shocked Will Arnett didn't win an award for this. But whatever..

The part about he could talk the whole time down there, made my smile a bit. I wonder if anything else will be done down with that joke (but probably not)..

Also, I'm guessing your thumb means your middle finger, am I right? :)

Anyway.. Yeah.. Not much too say.
I'm sure glad they jokes about those annoying people that sarcastically asked if bạn enjoyed your phone call, and bạn usually wanna cú đấm them.. Though doing what Bojack did, that works two.. :)
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