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#1: PETER GRIFFIN:
We tình yêu him. But that's not really an excuse.
Unlike Homer Simpson who actually loves and cares for his children even when they drive him nuts Peter treats his kids like dirt in one episode where Stewie suffers a concussion and Meg and Chris try to hide it but Peter knew the whole time but đã đưa ý kiến nothing and his solution for the problem was throwing Stewie under the Car and passing the blame on Lois, he even admitted he hated spending time with his own kids..

#2: JACK TORRANCE:
No matter how drunk (or ghost-drunk) our father got, he never blamed us for how his novel wasn't coming along, hoặc murdered our middle-aged psychic Những người bạn with an ax, hoặc chased us through a snow-covered topiary maze. Unlike the slowly unraveling patriarch in Stanley Kubrick's adaptation of Stephen King's novel, our dad never tried to "correct" us while rivers of blood gushed out of haunted elevator doors. So bạn win this one bởi a nose, Pops. bạn have earned the cologne and/or necktie we're giving you. Happy Father's Day..


#3: EDWARD GRADY:
He acts polite and friendly. But when his true colours are shown. He shows little to no emotion towards his victims. And he is still out there, searching for unwitting victims (mainly divorced mothers that are unaware of his true identity)..


#4: RYAN O'NEIL:
The Michael Jordan of bad Hollywood parents, O'Neal beat the teeth out of son Griffin's head -- and that's not among his hàng đầu, đầu trang three offenses (he shot at Griffin once, too). What puts O'Neal over the hàng đầu, đầu trang are anecdotes like forcing daughter Tatum to snort cocaine so she'd lose weight. When a depressed Tatum tried to slit her wrists, he simply told her she'd cut the wrong way. Yikes..


#5: IVAN THE TERRIBLE:
The Grand Prince of Moscow was rumored to beat mèo against the tường bởi the tail – just to prove a point. (That’s the opposite of lolcats.) Ivan also. conked his son over the head with a pointed staff to prove another point. His son fell into a coma and later died. Ivan the Terrible sat at his son’s deathbed mocking him for being weak. But for a man that watches prisoners being slowly tortured to death as a form of "entertainment", can't say I'm too shocked..


#6: BING COSBY:
He used to hit his chubby son, Gary in the butt with a golf club while calling him a “lard ass.” His other sons, Lindsay and Dennis, were so scarred bởi the old man that they both shot themselves in the head. That’s a bad dad!


#7: I FORGET HIS NAME:
According to Mr Nightmare this guy put a craigslist post, saying he'll pay bạn to have unwanted sex with his daughter, as he watches..


#8: FREDDY KRUEGER:
When his wife, Loretta, discovered his secret, he strangled her in front of his daughter, Kathryn, who also found out about the murders, but promised she would never tell..


#9: DON HARRIS:
As zombies break into his house, he leaves his family for dead the first chance he gets.. "Like the hero!"


#10: HANK HILL:
Loves his lawn and propane thêm than his own family. Treats his Những người bạn like garbage. He also has some Major anger issues, and was once sent to an anger management class. He also wouldn't let his son do many good things, like in Reborn to be Wild, when Bobby was hooked up on bad influences, his Dad made him tham gia a youth group. When his dad found out that the Christian group was exactly like what Bobby was into before the youth group, he wanted him to leave the group, and had to drag Bobby back home, while he was performing onstage with Pastor K, who completely forgot about no. 5 and his dad made him look like a baby in the show..
Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and thêm than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to hiển thị that children really do give thêm of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal Thế giới ngầm for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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1:
QUESTION: How do bạn hide a boner?
ANSWER: bạn get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in tình yêu with your dog?
ANSWER: bạn need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 năm old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...
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posted by Canada24
Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my yêu thích pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, hiển thị that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important ngựa con, ngựa, pony in this shithole of a town, and bạn know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!...
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posted by Canada24
So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
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#1: THE RING ITSELF:
He/She seems to have a personality of it's own.
It corrupts you. bạn want it even if bạn don't know why.
This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..


#2: MURDOR:
The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..


#3:
The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the trước đó shots. And...
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Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost phim chiếu rạp I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best diễn xuất I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.....
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posted by Canada24
I read my bài viết POOR SQUIDWARD.. And doing this to hiển thị his brief moments of epicness

TOP EIGHT AWESOME SQUIDWARD MOMENTS

#1: pizza, bánh pizza DELIVERY:
SpongeBob finally got the pizza, bánh pizza to the customer, who proceeds to chó cái, bitch and scream about how they didn't bring him a drink (which he totally didn't order) and refuses to take the pizza. SpongeBob returns to Squidward in hysterical tears, and Squidward — who, mind you, despises SpongeBob — goes back to the customer..
Customer: Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
Squidward: Well, this one's on the HOUSE! (slams pizza, bánh pizza box...
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#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He lấy trộm, đánh cắp a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to bọc up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming...
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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing bởi a cây overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, Kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if bạn spare him, he later tries to kill bạn anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the tiếp theo fix,...
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.


#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. hoặc just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.


#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn bạn THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.


#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..


#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the một giây half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged bởi a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
Well.. Shit.. This is what my life has come to.

Reviewing one of the most, sadistic, mean spirited, shit your pants, scary, films ever made..

This film has NO limits.. They legit murdered real animals, cause the diractor is a sadist.. So much so, that he, no joke, was actually arrested and had to prove to a court room that it's only a movie, and that his actors are all fine.

So yeah.. bạn can all keep watching your Blair Witch Project.. bạn can keep believing that to be real.. But least nobody got arrested for that one.

Next time someone says "found footage was NEVER scary", maybe so them this...
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THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts hoặc anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
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Let's review the most overrated creepy mỳ ống, mì ống ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional emo teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...
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One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious.
This movie is so scary, yet so awesome.
Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable.
Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 hoặc something.. So.. Old-ish..

Anyway.. Here's what happens..

A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open bởi itself. He...
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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..





Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. bạn don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's thêm for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) xin chào kiddo,...
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