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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) xin chào cowboy? bạn mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, bạn DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of bạn left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK bạn VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where bạn guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, bởi the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.


#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll hiển thị bạn a fuckin mind fuck!


#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate bạn and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?


#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are bạn speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to bạn huh? bạn fuck! tiếp theo time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck bạn then".


#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. hoặc both"


#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"


#9:
"Why, oh why, do bạn exist?"


#10:
"When ever bạn get a doubt in your mind. I want bạn to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"


#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"


#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did bạn kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do bạn take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.


#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant thêm to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"


#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't bạn got a mother!?"


#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee hoặc I'll cut your arm off!"


16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"


#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?


#18:
"(steals chó collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"


19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"


#20:
"RUN bạn LITTLE FUCK!!"
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#1:
"Let's read trích dẫn during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, bạn can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and bạn wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell bạn how I really felt about it, but then I... I told bạn the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My câu hỏi is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using ngựa con, ngựa, pony Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just tình yêu everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching ngựa con, ngựa, pony Mov.

I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the ngựa con, ngựa, pony mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.

Pony mov cầu vồng ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..

Mov Twilight and Mov Pinkie also ended up becoming breakout characters.

Anyway. Here we go..

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Family Guy
Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored bởi a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized găng tay weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told bạn if bạn keep falling asleep, their gonna kick bạn outta here"...
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This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..


#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even thêm than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this chó cái, bitch that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for thêm "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...
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#1: SHARKS:
It's no secret that Sharks are dangerous.
But they aren't the bloodthirsty monsters that the media protrays them as.

The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, hoặc mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit thêm intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation bởi sharks is of great importance to the...
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grand theft auto
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thêm epic flights from Michael.
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grand theft auto
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The arm's dealer is an idiot.
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#1: CARNAGE:
Can it really be anyone BUT Cletus Kasedy!?

Cletus can give Trevor Phillips and Vaas, and run for their money.

He stands as the most fuck up Spiderman villain.
And unlike most villains, he was "already" evil, before becoming Carnage.

As a child, he killed his grandmother bởi pushing her down a flight of stairs, tried to murder his mother bởi throwing a hair dryer into her bathtub, and tortured and killed his mother's dog. His mother tried to kill him in a rage, Cletus was sent to a orphange that "mysteriously burnt down"

When he discovered Eddie Brock become Venom he became jealous and...
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Mr Nightmare is my new favourite youtuber...
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy mỳ ống, mì ống readings)..

Most of these things are important to know in some way hoặc another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that bạn should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. hoặc even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. hoặc have Những người bạn that don't try to kill us (literary).

At least that's how I see it..
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call of duty


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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although...
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 Buck
Buck
bạn can expect chapters faster than in Demons.. So.. bạn know ....

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Johnny arrived at a bar, and found the man from the Willis's picture having a bia bởi himself.

"Are bạn Buck?" Johnny asked him.

"Well it's not my birth name. But yes.. And bạn are?" The man asked, with his strong Austrian accent.

"Johnny Klebitz.. I'm here for my friend Dash" Johnny told him.

"Dash?... Dash?... Dosen't ring a bell" Buck replied, getting up, and getting another beer.

"You bought her from Hoyt" Johnny said, holding in his anger.

Buck bought...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Episode 50

Nicole's Mistake

August 21, 1955

Nicole has gone through many exciting adventures in her life when she used to work on the Northern Pacific. She was telling one of them to some of the...
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