batman: oh come on, bryce dallas howard! give me a Kiss
bryce: I can't. Don't get me wrong Christian. We can still hook up and all that but...I'm seeing somebody.
batman: Oh this oughta be good. Someone better then me, huh?
bryce: ...christian...
batman: seriously, babe. Unless you're getting it on with RoboCop, I don't think I have anything to worry about. Neither does arrowone.
bryce: ...christian...
Right then Spider-Man appears with flowers.
peter: xin chào bryce.
batman: TOBEY?!!!! TOBEY?!!!! TOBEY??????
bryce: He's making 50 million dollars now. Alex Rodriguez doesn't make 50 million dollars now.
tobey: Yeah pops. bạn see at Marvel, they believe in the actors. When one dies they don't assume nobody will care. When one is awesome in Người dơi Begins they don't let her quit, they get on their god damn knees and whisk Katie Holmes back for Dark Knight then bạn would have seen Aaron Eckhart properly motivated to really flip out. Like we all would.
batman: Faith in your characters huh?
bryce: faith in their characters
batman: like roadie?
bryce then turns to tobey: he's right. terrence howard had NO IDEA he was being replaced in Iron Man 2.
tobey: SAMUEL L. JACKSON'S GONNA BE NICK FURY WHO THE FLIP CARES WHO'S ROADY! WE MIGHT EVEN SEE THE ENFORCERS IN THIS THING! OX, FANTASTIC DAN, AND THE GUY I CAN'T REMEMBER AT THIS MOMENT!
batman: Nice faith in their characters. They've got Tony Stark in his first movie finally and they don't even think he'll be interesting enough to helm it without turning it into a real Marvel comic? Spidey, they were following Amazing Spider-Man #1 until the part where bạn needed a car to impress Mary Jane. Otherwise they would have had bạn meeting the Fantastic Four to ask them for a job.
tobey: marvel has faith in me. see bryce, even christian bale agrees. Let's go.
christian: ....Spider-Man 3 was stupid!
bryce: christian, stop it, bạn know Kẻ hủy diệt Salvation will have moviegoers wishing they were at Spider-Man 3.
christian: ...I'm on my way to 50 millions too! I've been in 46 phim chiếu rạp this năm and I'm only going to be in about 200 thêm before 2011.
bryce: yes but tobey's about to make it...on 2 movies.
tobey: Bryce, okay...wait...Christian...hold on. See...I kind of symphatize with Christian on this.
bryce: My ears are still ringing.
tobey: So appearing with me in Spider-Man 3 didn't embarrass bạn at all not one little tincy-weency bit?
christian: I don't need your pity, what the hell is going on with this world? I have everybody wanting to buy me a free meal and now half of them think I'm cocky and the other half think I need to be PITIED?
tobey: You're familiar with Christopher Young, right?
christian: Who?
tobey: The guy who made the âm nhạc for Spider-Man 3?
christian: oh...man.
tobey: I really wanted to ice that guy. But see...Bryce Dallas Howard was in the vicinity for most of the time I was in the vicinity with Young. I knew if I was ever going to get with her, I'd have to watch my tongue.
christian: I think we're destined to thảo luận this for a long long time
bryce takes a ghế, chỗ ngồi against the wall, yawns, and pulls out her bookmarked copy of Twilight.
bryce: I can't. Don't get me wrong Christian. We can still hook up and all that but...I'm seeing somebody.
batman: Oh this oughta be good. Someone better then me, huh?
bryce: ...christian...
batman: seriously, babe. Unless you're getting it on with RoboCop, I don't think I have anything to worry about. Neither does arrowone.
bryce: ...christian...
Right then Spider-Man appears with flowers.
peter: xin chào bryce.
batman: TOBEY?!!!! TOBEY?!!!! TOBEY??????
bryce: He's making 50 million dollars now. Alex Rodriguez doesn't make 50 million dollars now.
tobey: Yeah pops. bạn see at Marvel, they believe in the actors. When one dies they don't assume nobody will care. When one is awesome in Người dơi Begins they don't let her quit, they get on their god damn knees and whisk Katie Holmes back for Dark Knight then bạn would have seen Aaron Eckhart properly motivated to really flip out. Like we all would.
batman: Faith in your characters huh?
bryce: faith in their characters
batman: like roadie?
bryce then turns to tobey: he's right. terrence howard had NO IDEA he was being replaced in Iron Man 2.
tobey: SAMUEL L. JACKSON'S GONNA BE NICK FURY WHO THE FLIP CARES WHO'S ROADY! WE MIGHT EVEN SEE THE ENFORCERS IN THIS THING! OX, FANTASTIC DAN, AND THE GUY I CAN'T REMEMBER AT THIS MOMENT!
batman: Nice faith in their characters. They've got Tony Stark in his first movie finally and they don't even think he'll be interesting enough to helm it without turning it into a real Marvel comic? Spidey, they were following Amazing Spider-Man #1 until the part where bạn needed a car to impress Mary Jane. Otherwise they would have had bạn meeting the Fantastic Four to ask them for a job.
tobey: marvel has faith in me. see bryce, even christian bale agrees. Let's go.
christian: ....Spider-Man 3 was stupid!
bryce: christian, stop it, bạn know Kẻ hủy diệt Salvation will have moviegoers wishing they were at Spider-Man 3.
christian: ...I'm on my way to 50 millions too! I've been in 46 phim chiếu rạp this năm and I'm only going to be in about 200 thêm before 2011.
bryce: yes but tobey's about to make it...on 2 movies.
tobey: Bryce, okay...wait...Christian...hold on. See...I kind of symphatize with Christian on this.
bryce: My ears are still ringing.
tobey: So appearing with me in Spider-Man 3 didn't embarrass bạn at all not one little tincy-weency bit?
christian: I don't need your pity, what the hell is going on with this world? I have everybody wanting to buy me a free meal and now half of them think I'm cocky and the other half think I need to be PITIED?
tobey: You're familiar with Christopher Young, right?
christian: Who?
tobey: The guy who made the âm nhạc for Spider-Man 3?
christian: oh...man.
tobey: I really wanted to ice that guy. But see...Bryce Dallas Howard was in the vicinity for most of the time I was in the vicinity with Young. I knew if I was ever going to get with her, I'd have to watch my tongue.
christian: I think we're destined to thảo luận this for a long long time
bryce takes a ghế, chỗ ngồi against the wall, yawns, and pulls out her bookmarked copy of Twilight.
