Close escape

Humphrey woke up finding his head on Kate’s chest. He wondered why he was sleeping like this. This was the ngày of the football game so he was also pumped.
“Kate! Kate, wake up! Football time!”
“Huh? Humphrey, the game is at 4:00!”
“It’s 11:00.”
“Fine, I’ll get up.”
Humphrey got in the cab of the truck and waited for Kate to come. Kate dragged herself in.
“Alright, Humphrey, let’s go.”
“Yay!”
Humphrey sped off. He was going 50 MPH on a 35. He drifted into a parallel park between a ‘65 Impala and an ‘04 Tundra.
“We’re here! Let’s go!”
Humphrey got...

Humphrey yawned as he woke up. Kate was right beside him. He got up and got some food. Humphrey thought Kate was still asleep. He sat down eating a Twinkie, when Kate startled him. That caused him to throw the Twinkie right at Kate’s face.
“Oww! Humphrey!”
“Sorry Kate, but bạn can’t just startle me like that!”
Humphrey began licking the splattered Twinkie off Kate’s face.
“Aww, this is sweet, Humphrey!”
Humphrey pushed Kate down and laid on hàng đầu, đầu trang of her still licking her face. He was feeling up to something, and Kate knew what it was. She gave him what he wanted. Meanwhile,...