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August. 9, 2013. Well here's Humphrey's jokes I've worked up so um enjoy!

Entry one: what did two bears do while changing spots? one of the bears said" um this barely fit me does this make butt look big?.....the other chịu, gấu replies" um yes it does". (both of them laughs) wow I can't bearly see how that can't fit you".

Entry two: um Kate where did bạn put my cupcake!? Kate replied." I've put in the garbage!". Humphrey Gasped." um why did bạn do that for?". Kate sounded discussed" because it smells bad". Humphrey sniffed." um I was going to eat that cupcake".

Entry three: (Humphrey farts)pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft! Kate comes in the den and starts to smell the fart in the air."ewwwwwwww!!!! Humphrey did bạn farted in here?" Humphrey gulped." um yes...put it will pass". Kate gags."grrr its smells Humphrey"(Kate goes out for but passes out)Humphrey goes with her and sees her there and goes and helps her out and asks her. "are bạn ok ?" Kate các câu trả lời yes and got up and đã đưa ý kiến to him." bạn got to stop your farting Humphrey". Humphrey replies. "yes Kate it would not happen again".





well that's is all I got!! please place các bình luận below and please người hâm mộ it. thanks!
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Andrew (me) watched as the strange looking chó sói, sói ran down the alley he heard the click of a loaded gun and he ducked three shots rang out three bodies hit the sidewalk the chó sói, sói walked out the súng barrel smoking

Dead and forgotten.

She đã đưa ý kiến as she began to walk out of the alley way Andrew yelled down to the sidewalk to inspect the corpses

xin chào can I help you?

The chó sói, sói shrugged and aimed the .357 chai rượu lớn chừng hai lít, magnum at his head

I suggest bạn don't step closer.

Andrew backed away as he was told he held his hands in the air

And yes I suppose bạn could be of use.

Andrew asked how

bạn could shelter me from them.

She lowered the weapon Andrew gladly accepted to shelter her Andrew only wanted to shelter her so he could fuck her. but first he'd gain her tình yêu and trust he grinned as he let her into his apartment.
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(Note: This chapter will be chẻ, phân chia, split into multiple parts because it's so long)

Chapter 7: The Mất tích Tale

“Yeah, just a minute,” Gerald replied.

“What’s going on now?” Humphrey asked.

“Territorial dispute,” Gerald answered. “We can’t decide who gets the lake. I live on the west side of the lake, he lives on the east side.”

“Okay,” Humphrey replied casually, “so just chẻ, phân chia, split the lake. bạn get the west half, he gets the east half.”

“Oh,” Gerald said, a little embarrassed. “I hadn’t thought of that.”

“Clearly,” Humphrey remarked. “Now, we need your help.”

“What...
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Chapter 6: Refugees

By the time the sun fully rose into the sky, the entirety of the Western Pack had reached the borders of the Northern Pack. Kyle ran up to Claudette, confused at what her entire pack was doing in his territory.

“Claudette, Runt,” he said, “what are bạn all doing here? Winston, Eve, and Tony arrived around thirty phút ago. They đã đưa ý kiến something was going on in the valley, but they never đã đưa ý kiến what.”

“We were ambushed bởi humans,” Claudette explained. “It all happened so fast and there were too many of them. We had to get out of there.”

“We don’t have time to...
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Chapter 3: Rest and Relaxation

Later that day, as Mick and Oscar began to get awkwardly acquainted with each other, Jax, Jonas, and Martin set out for a short patrol around the border. As they returned, everyone noticed a terrible stench in the air.

“What is that smell?” Martin asked, trying not to cough in disgust.

“Hey, Steven,” Jax đã đưa ý kiến casually, paying no attention to the awful odor in the air, “it kinda smells like the trail to your den after bạn brought that rotten carcass trang chủ last year.”

“Hey, back off!” Steven replied, defensively. “It wasn’t me. And that was a very...
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Chapter 11: The Youngest Alpha

Back at the sandstone cliffs, Adam had begun to take on the role of pack leader. Even though he was the youngest alpha in the pack’s history, it had been going fairly well for him, the decisions he made being mostly simple ones. Although Steven was constantly giving him a hard time, questioning most of the orders that Adam gave.

For the first couple of days, the pack continued to live in the small clearing near the cliffside. There was a small lake nearby where they could get water, and the caribou were bởi no means in short supply. The rain, however, continued...
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“Here I am again in the police department” says Humphrey. Humphrey was arrested for gang activitie and he was sitting in a jail cell. He was let free and he went to his car and it’s a 2010 doge challenger convirtble and he drove off and went hom in his den sat kate she was waiting for Humphrey to come trang chủ she was polishing her dual glocks and then Humphrey scared her and she jolted and pointed them at Humphrey and Humphrey đã đưa ý kiến “Ah!” Kate growled at him and then went back to polishing them she was angry and she did not like it that Humphrey had snuck up on her
Over at Wolfiey and...
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Kate And Lilly Holding Their Breath UnderWater And On Land In There Hotel Room Bedroom And In a There Hotel Room Bathroom When Both Of There Bikini Bodies Turn Purple In There bikini Kate And Lilly Taking A vòi hoa sen In There Hotel Room Bathroom Together In There bikini Kate And Lilly Doing A Breath Hold Contest In There bikini To Who Can Run Out Of Air First Kate hoặc Lilly There Facees And There Bikini Bodies Are Gonna Turn Purple a From There Faces To Threre Stomach There Butt Breast
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 Humphrey's family
Humphrey's family
It was a quiet afternoon Humphrey could not stop thinking about his mom . He sighed. He missed her . He has a flashback . Humphrey had a picky pack leader he only wanted alphas in his pack he had 2 sisters and a brother they were all alphas . Humphrey's dad ( Chaser ) only wanted the alphas he ordered to Humphrey's mom ( Mica ) đã đưa ý kiến he was her yêu thích pup . Chaser : '' We need alphas only we are at war " Mica : '' yes i know i 'll give him to a pack near bởi '' Chaser : '' but that could take days the only packs around us we are at war at '' Mica : " i will find him a good pack as soon as he is old enough '' Chaser : '' fine " Soon after a few weeks Mica journeyed to find a good pack soon she found the Western pack .... to be continued
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 What I think Humphrey's father would look like if he was alive still, and in real life! :)
What I think Humphrey's father would look like if he was alive still, and in real life! :)
This will be my first 1st person fanfiction, so... beware!!! ;)


It was morning, and I had been asked to go along with Hutch on his hunt for two. Now, normally we would hunt in groups, but today, Hutch asked me to tag along because he wanted company. His mate, Grille, had just left him, and he was staying at my den, which was shared bởi me and my mate, Kate. Hey, that rhymes! But this morning, Hutch wanted me to accompany him on a hunt to vent his frustration, and I had nothing to do, so I accepted.

It had been about an hour, and we hadn't found anything. No sign of any other động vật other than...
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