WHY MEN ARE HNEVER DEPPRESED
Men Are Just Happier People --
>What do bạn expect from such simple creatures?
>Your last name stays put.
>The nhà để xe is all yours.
>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>Chocolate is just another snack.
>You can be President.
>You can never be pregnant.
>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
>You can wear NO áo sơ mi to a water park.
>Car mechanics tell bạn the truth.
>The world is your urinal.
>You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
>just
>too icky.
>
>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>Same work, thêm pay.
>Wrinkles add character.
>Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>New shoes don't cut, blister, hoặc mangle your feet.
>One mood all the time.
>Phone conversations are over in 30 giây flat.
>You know stuff about tanks.
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
>You can open all your own jars.
>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>If someone forgets to invite you,
>He hoặc she can still be your friend.
>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
>Three pairs of shoes are thêm than enough..
>You almost never have strap problems in public.
>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
>Everything on your face stays its original color.
>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>You only have to shave your face and neck.
>You can play with toys all your life.
>One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
>You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>You can do giáng sinh shopping for 25 relatives
>On December 24 in 25 minutes.
>No wonder men are happier.
>Send this to the women who can handle it
>And to the men who will enjoy đọc it.
>
>___________________________________
>Men Are Just Happier People
>
>NICKNAMES
>· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other
>Laura, Kate and Sarah.
>
>· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each
>other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .
>
>
>EATING OUT
>· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20,
>even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller
>and
>none will actually admit they want change back.
>
>· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>
>MONEY
>· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
>sale.
>
>
>BATHROOMS
>· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
>shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
>
>· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
>A man would not be able to identify thêm than 20 of these items.
>
>
>ARGUMENTS
>· A woman has the last word in any argument.
>· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
>FUTURE
>· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
>SUCCESS
>· A successful man is one who makes thêm money than his wife can spend.
>
>· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>MARRIAGE
>· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
>
>DRESSING UP
>· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
>trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
>
>· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
>
>NATURAL
>· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
>OFFSPRING
>· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
>dentist appointments and romances, best friends, yêu thích foods, secret
>fears
>and hopes and dreams.
>
>· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>
>
>THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
>A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
>remembering the same thing!
>
>
>
>SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it
>....
>and to the men who will enjoy đọc it.
>
>
>
Ryan sat down pulled up his sleeve and clenched his fist. Ryan"OK go." Kate opened her jaws and sunk her teeth in Ryan`s arm. a purple fluid flowed trough his veins. His veins glowed purple and in phút it was done. Kate then took her jaws out of Ryan`s arm. Ryan quickly grew ears. Ryan what the hell." Then in one một phút he was a wolf. Ryan"said what the hell." Kate"See how does it feel good." Ryan"yea it feels alright."
TO BE CONTINUED
Part4
I hope bạn liked this there are only going to be 2 thêm parts maybe 3 only if people like this series.
TO BE CONTINUED
Part4
I hope bạn liked this there are only going to be 2 thêm parts maybe 3 only if people like this series.
tình yêu Fight
She is perfect. She is so sexy, so perfect, so... everything... she would never tình yêu someone like me...Then I noticed something. Someone was checking out my girl!!! Huge boner anyone could see a mile away!!! "Dum đít, mông, ass drooling bitch!"I I thought.
Then Brenna went into her den. "Motherfucker!" I said. Then I lunged at him and bit his leg. Then he pushed me off and shoved me into a rock. "Fuck!" I cried as I hit the rock.
The last thing I remember was this "no one messes with Kovu and gets away! Bitch!"...
Notes:
Looked over bởi alphakate21
This is my first story and it is not that good... I had an original better one but I Mất tích it... so I only have this.
Bio: link
2: link
She is perfect. She is so sexy, so perfect, so... everything... she would never tình yêu someone like me...Then I noticed something. Someone was checking out my girl!!! Huge boner anyone could see a mile away!!! "Dum đít, mông, ass drooling bitch!"I I thought.
Then Brenna went into her den. "Motherfucker!" I said. Then I lunged at him and bit his leg. Then he pushed me off and shoved me into a rock. "Fuck!" I cried as I hit the rock.
The last thing I remember was this "no one messes with Kovu and gets away! Bitch!"...
Notes:
Looked over bởi alphakate21
This is my first story and it is not that good... I had an original better one but I Mất tích it... so I only have this.
Bio: link
2: link
Brandon: Me. That chó sói, sói that is madly in tình yêu with Brenna!
Character : Main
Age (Dog): 30 I think?
Age (Human): 14
Others: point of view from this character .
Brenna: The sexy chó sói, sói from tình yêu Fight!
Bio: Brenna is a friendy chó sói, sói who does almost everything perfect! When one of her Những người bạn are in troble she turns into a bitch!
Other: I forgot... lol
Kovu: An Agial chó sói, sói that has a small temper
Bio: Kovu is a chó sói, sói that has plenty of scars and gets into lots of fights! But once bạn know him well enough he is a kind wolf.
Others: a ngẫu nhiên name I took from the lion king.
Note: thêm will be added as needed!
1: link
Character : Main
Age (Dog): 30 I think?
Age (Human): 14
Others: point of view from this character .
Brenna: The sexy chó sói, sói from tình yêu Fight!
Bio: Brenna is a friendy chó sói, sói who does almost everything perfect! When one of her Những người bạn are in troble she turns into a bitch!
Other: I forgot... lol
Kovu: An Agial chó sói, sói that has a small temper
Bio: Kovu is a chó sói, sói that has plenty of scars and gets into lots of fights! But once bạn know him well enough he is a kind wolf.
Others: a ngẫu nhiên name I took from the lion king.
Note: thêm will be added as needed!
1: link
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THE BIG THREE:
ZUES
POSIDIEN
HADES
MINOR GODS:
HERMES
HEPETUAUS
ATHENA
APRHODITE
ARES
HERA
Demeter
artemis
Those are the god so choose wisely and give the
info..In the các bình luận and here are some children of theses gods:
Percy Jackson/Posidien
Annabeth Chase/Athena
Nico Diangelo/Hades
Clarrisese/Ares
Luke Roy/Heremes
Thalia Grace/Grace
Phobe/Oracle
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THE BIG THREE:
ZUES
POSIDIEN
HADES
MINOR GODS:
HERMES
HEPETUAUS
ATHENA
APRHODITE
ARES
HERA
Demeter
artemis
Those are the god so choose wisely and give the
info..In the các bình luận and here are some children of theses gods:
Percy Jackson/Posidien
Annabeth Chase/Athena
Nico Diangelo/Hades
Clarrisese/Ares
Luke Roy/Heremes
Thalia Grace/Grace
Phobe/Oracle
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