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Song: link
cầu vồng Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our những người hâm mộ squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with cầu vồng Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.
8:00 PM
My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash - Series Finale
8:30 PM
On The Block
Adventures Of Thomas & Friends
Sean: My Little Pornstar & The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash are making their final appearance here. Let's enjoy it while we can.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep bạn waiting.
Fluttershy: Were bạn masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named bức ảnh Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her Những người bạn at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the năm 1967. It was a beautiful ngày in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the đường phố, street between many cars* Yo good morning to all of bạn motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a yellow Mustang* bạn better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black ngựa con, ngựa, pony in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. bạn gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do bạn like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are bạn talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has cầu vồng Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, bạn got cầu vồng Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her Những người bạn got their sexy marks changed as well. cầu vồng Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from ngôi sao Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading ngôi sao Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: bạn SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get cầu vồng Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
cầu vồng Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, bạn seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes cầu vồng Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
cầu vồng Dash: Thank bạn Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. bạn know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to di chuyển around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
cầu vồng Dash: What are bạn talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
cầu vồng Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
thêm Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the hiển thị itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my Những người bạn man! If there's a hiển thị that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
cầu vồng Dash: *Standing tiếp theo to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is tiếp theo to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank bạn notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
cầu vồng Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some các bài viết from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
cầu vồng Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one thêm thing about this series bạn should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope bạn enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told bạn to!
cầu vồng Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
cầu vồng Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
cầu vồng Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
cầu vồng Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
cầu vồng Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
cầu vồng Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Finally. No thêm Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: Man I'm still here! Did bạn forget I'm in On The Block?
Sean: Oh. Right. Now it's time for The Adventures of cầu vồng Dash.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, cầu vồng Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at cầu vồng Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't bạn be Những người bạn with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Những người bạn with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your tiếp theo plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why bạn never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: bạn told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating cầu vồng Dash, bởi using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
cầu vồng Dash: bạn ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
cầu vồng Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
cầu vồng Dash: ngọn lửa, chữa cháy away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: bạn can't fight anypony with a gun if bạn can't dodge the bullets.
cầu vồng Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
cầu vồng Dash: What do bạn want?
Discord: To kill you.
cầu vồng Dash: Oh no bạn don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
cầu vồng Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
cầu vồng Dash: She just đã đưa ý kiến my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that bạn got rid of my gun. bạn know what I'm gonna do now?
cầu vồng Dash: What?
Discord was about to cú đấm her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
cầu vồng Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
cầu vồng Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* bạn failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told bạn to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at cầu vồng Dash* She's dead.
cầu vồng Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no bạn don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are bạn alright?
cầu vồng Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
cầu vồng Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge bạn to a wrestling match!
cầu vồng Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
Song (Start at 0:15): link
Sean: Alright, we are done with the first half of our show. We'll be back at 8:30. We hope bạn tham gia us for the một giây half of our show.
Song: link
cầu vồng Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our những người hâm mộ squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with cầu vồng Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.
8:00 PM
My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash - Series Finale
8:30 PM
On The Block
Adventures Of Thomas & Friends
Sean: My Little Pornstar & The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash are making their final appearance here. Let's enjoy it while we can.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep bạn waiting.
Fluttershy: Were bạn masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named bức ảnh Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her Những người bạn at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the năm 1967. It was a beautiful ngày in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the đường phố, street between many cars* Yo good morning to all of bạn motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a yellow Mustang* bạn better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black ngựa con, ngựa, pony in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. bạn gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do bạn like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are bạn talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has cầu vồng Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, bạn got cầu vồng Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her Những người bạn got their sexy marks changed as well. cầu vồng Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from ngôi sao Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading ngôi sao Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: bạn SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get cầu vồng Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
cầu vồng Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, bạn seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes cầu vồng Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
cầu vồng Dash: Thank bạn Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. bạn know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to di chuyển around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
cầu vồng Dash: What are bạn talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
cầu vồng Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
thêm Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the hiển thị itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my Những người bạn man! If there's a hiển thị that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
cầu vồng Dash: *Standing tiếp theo to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is tiếp theo to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank bạn notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
cầu vồng Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some các bài viết from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
cầu vồng Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one thêm thing about this series bạn should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope bạn enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told bạn to!
cầu vồng Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
cầu vồng Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
cầu vồng Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
cầu vồng Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
cầu vồng Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
cầu vồng Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Finally. No thêm Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: Man I'm still here! Did bạn forget I'm in On The Block?
Sean: Oh. Right. Now it's time for The Adventures of cầu vồng Dash.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, cầu vồng Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at cầu vồng Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't bạn be Những người bạn with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Những người bạn with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your tiếp theo plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why bạn never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: bạn told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating cầu vồng Dash, bởi using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
cầu vồng Dash: bạn ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
cầu vồng Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
cầu vồng Dash: ngọn lửa, chữa cháy away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: bạn can't fight anypony with a gun if bạn can't dodge the bullets.
cầu vồng Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
cầu vồng Dash: What do bạn want?
Discord: To kill you.
cầu vồng Dash: Oh no bạn don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
cầu vồng Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
cầu vồng Dash: She just đã đưa ý kiến my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that bạn got rid of my gun. bạn know what I'm gonna do now?
cầu vồng Dash: What?
Discord was about to cú đấm her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
cầu vồng Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
cầu vồng Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* bạn failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told bạn to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at cầu vồng Dash* She's dead.
cầu vồng Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no bạn don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are bạn alright?
cầu vồng Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
cầu vồng Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge bạn to a wrestling match!
cầu vồng Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
Song (Start at 0:15): link
Sean: Alright, we are done with the first half of our show. We'll be back at 8:30. We hope bạn tham gia us for the một giây half of our show.