What are some of your favourite trích dẫn hoặc lines from the show?

I like one from the edpisode that Allen has the bandage and eyepatch on his eye and askes out a girl Charlie used to date. It's when he first talks to her and asks what happened to his eye and he's like:

"Well I wanted a piece of toast...bar fight."

I don't know, i saw it yesterday for like the một giây time and found it funny. Just the way he đã đưa ý kiến it.