Twilight

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever bạn can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When bạn go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what bạn will be doing in five phút every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.

Robert Pattinson catches a striped scarf thrown to him bởi a người hâm mộ amongst the big audience at the Hot Topic store at the Orland Square Mall on Wednesday in Orland Park, Ill.

The 22-year-old Twilight ngôi sao recently sat down with E! Online and dished on the upcoming film and what exactly he thought was weird about it all. “Sometimes bạn feel uncomfortable đọc this thing [the book] and I think a lot of people would feel that it is…and in the same way it’s kind of voyeuristic. It’s kind of like a sick pleasure…It’s really honest, really, really honest and that’s kind of what’s weird about it.”