part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. xin chào boy scout đã đưa ý kiến methos with a smerk. yes old man? đã đưa ý kiến dunkin.do bạn remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do đã đưa ý kiến dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the bia they had in forks đã đưa ý kiến methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks đã đưa ý kiến dunkin.well can we get a bia and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut bạn up old man đã đưa ý kiến dunkin.ok old man were here đã đưa ý kiến dunkin.beer here i come đã đưa ý kiến methos. but what they find is bella thiên nga and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.

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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever bạn can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When bạn go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what bạn will be doing in five phút every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.