CAPTION CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!! ROUND ONE!!!!!!!

Michael: Oh Mr. Cesar's father just died..I have to say something nice to him..
Dwight: Nice ? Like..how nice on a scale from 1 to 5 ?
Michael:..ooh I can't think of anything..
Dwight: Michael, how nice ?
Michael: ooh he was hit bởi a car..with
Dwight: these things happen..Cesar is a roman name, right ?
Michael:..with his dog, the dog was in the car too..ooh
Dwight: these things also happen !
Michael: Oh just shut up already ! Noo no no no not you, Mr. Cesar ! bạn can talk ! I wasn't talking to you
Dwight: Good job, Michael ! Really nice ! I would say zero on the nice scale. How do bạn write zero in Roman numerals?

Michael: Oooh it's Jan again..
Dwight: Michael, tell her bạn found someone else !
Michael: Heelloo..yes, yes, Jan !..ooh she always talks so much..
Dwight: Michael tell her bạn are with someone thêm beautiful then her ! And she is standing right tiếp theo to bạn ! Right now !
Michael: What ?! Yes, Jan ! No..
Dwight *girly voice* : Michael is mine !
Michael: oohh..God..Dwight just.. go away !..

Dwight: do bạn tình yêu me?
Michael: what? Dwight bạn are such a weirdo.

Michael: David Wallace has me on hold. He đã đưa ý kiến he wants me to apply for a job at corporate.

Dwight: I could be Regional Manager. I'll make bạn proud, Michael. Jim wouldn't, though.

Michael: Don't be an ass, Dwight.