DEAR NEW PERSON/FAIRY/WEREWOLF/SORCERESS/ARMADILLO/­WHA­TEV­ER THAT HAS UNWITTINGLY STUMBLED ACROSS THIS THREAD,

As of April 20th 2011, this thread is officially closed, because the subject in question has been resolved and everyone is happy now. Like how no one talks about swine flu anymore because no one has swine flu anymore. Unless you still have swine flu, then I encourage you to talk about it. Preferably to a doctor.

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Get it? It's a pun on All These Things That I've Done.

So anyway, why is this even happening? Let me get this straight – youknowit101 thinks that Killers fans unnecessarily shit on Greenday, and that we’re just a bunch of hypocritical parasites.

And that’s why you’re shitting on us, right? For revenge.

TK fans don’t like you shitting on us, so we’re fighting back by calling you childish, prejudice, etc. and trying to prove that The Killers are better than Greenday.

But from what I’ve observed, that provokes youknowit101 even more and the shitfest continues.

If we continue to be mean to each other, then we’re going to end up in an infinite shit(loop)hole.

After much pondering and chin-stroking, I have come up with 7 options that we can take. (I feel like some 7-Up now)

1. We continue to shit on Greenday and hope that with enough shit, we will be victoooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiioooouuuuusss­s!

2. We ignore the bully (which I call ‘dodging the shit’)

3. We surrender (which I call ‘swallowing the shit’)

4. We report all the abuse (which I call ‘flushing the shit down the toilet and praying to God that the drain doesn’t get clogged up....or that an alligator comes out of your toilet’)

5. We all migrate to the Muse fanspot – but they might find us, and soon enough, they’ll start shitting on Dom Howard’s face, and I’m pretty sure shitting on Dom’s face is a federal offence, assuming how cute his face is.

6. We all ‘Move Away’ to the Spiderman fanspot and I’ll dress up as the Green Goblin and throw exploding golden balls at them. (But then my hoverboard will stab me and I’ll die and then Brysis will have to avenge me and make funny picks and neonmizzoutiger will become neonmizzoutdococt and then a strange black substance will fall from the sky and land on smilie4life and she’ll go emo and become our enemy)

7. Just tell them to pack up their shit and go take a dump on the metaphorical toilet that is ‘The Killers VS Greenday’ fanspot because that’s what it’s there for and the people who need to shit can go shit there so the rest of us can go on with our lives without the pungent smell of dispute stinking up our beloved fanspot.

I said shit 16 times during this comment. I think that’s a new personal best.