Me:THIS IS NOT A ONE-SHOT!
Me: Ok, Percy do the disclaimer.
Percy: Why?
Me: Because..
Percy: Why?
Me: I will get the Flying cầu vồng Duct Tape of Doom.
Percy: NO! NO! Okay. DragoniaWolfe does not own me hoặc any of the characters.
Me: I wish I could.

Nobody was harmed in this chapter.


Talos
Percy's P.O.V

"Bianca!" I called. She turned. "Yes?" She said. "You can't go in!" I said. "Why not?" She asked. "Because, you're new at this. I can't let bạn go!" I yelled. She started to turn to go at the robot. "I am so sorry Annabeth" I whispered as I ran toward Bianca. I quickly took Riptide out of his pen form...

Just so u know Percy is high on coke......
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Seaweed Brain has logged on

Seaweed Brain: OMG NO ONE IS ON!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!! wait.......

Wise girl has logged on

Wise girl: Percy, y did u say Yay when no one was on???

Seaweed Brain: heelllloooooo my pretty little Annabeth!!!

Wise girl: *blushes*

Seaweed Brain: Awwww!!!!! SHAKE MY BUTT!!!!!!

Wise girl: Ummmm what????

Seaweed Brain: I just got down shaking my butt out the window!!!!!!!

Sea God has logged on

Sea God: Percy, sometimes I am embarrassed to call u my son....

Seaweed Brain: I tình yêu U TO DADDY!!!!!!...

The Trouble with Girls, and How Percabeth May Destroy the World

Situation
    Show of hands, who loves Percy and Annabeth as a couple? Most people, though not all.
    What I like about them is how they’ve always known each other, they always will. They’re best Những người bạn one một giây and the tiếp theo they’re trying to strangle each other- but bạn know they still tình yêu each other. They’re opposites and they complete each other, and they know each other best: always will. One thêm thing: they will do anything for each other.

    So could...

Disclaimer: I obviously do not own the Percy Jackson series hoặc Haunted so there really is no need to put up a disclaimer yet I am.

A/N This is my first songfic ever and I thought I would try it out. Constructive critisim would be nice so I can know if what I wrote was okay. This was originally going to just be the song but then an idea popped into my head so I just decided to go with it. Oh and in case you're wondering I'm a Percabeth người hâm mộ and not what ever combination of Luke and Annabeth's names make up their couple name. In case bạn don't get the last part it's refering to the Mất tích Hero.

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