Author's note: After having the idea for this Penguins of Madagascar story for several months, I finally decided to start nghề viết văn it in December 2012. I would have liked to đăng lên it on FanFiction.net as well, but I am unable to do so because my story contains a few non-fictional people. I suppose this could be considered my first "real-person fiction" story, though I prefer to think of it as a unique hybrid. You'll soon see why. Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment only. All dialogue, opinions, and plot events are the invention of the author.