...I have been made aware that you silly muggles use "electricity." That is how you all go onto this pathetic little website. However, it has recently been made known to me that you use other things than this internet, as well.

I have heard of a spell called "PhotoShop" and I have quite a challenge for you. What sort of magic can you use with this picture? All who reply will receive points to their house.

Just, please... don't make me look stupid.