Words hoặc "Pet names" you'd like to here Severus say?

My friend and I are having a moviethon, and we've spent the last 15 hoặc so phút dying at the prospect of hearing Alan Rickman (as Severus Snape, of course)saying our names, hoặc nicknames, hoặc just funny words.

For example, hearing him say the words "Kitten" hoặc "Darling" to anyone in any way, condescendingly hoặc sweetly hoặc even sexily would probably make me explode, and my friend has claimed that she would most likely die of laughter hearing him say a word as funny as Collywobbles.

So, do bạn have any words, phrases hoặc pet names you'd like to hear?