posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using âm nhạc from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's thêm ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and cầu vồng Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.
cầu vồng Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
cầu vồng Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would bạn like to be my friend?
cầu vồng Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this màu hồng, hồng bitch!
cầu vồng Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
cầu vồng Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, bạn did not just use that word.
cầu vồng Dash: I didn't call bạn a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and bạn are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, bạn two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
cầu vồng Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.
Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYU7mXwGdhw
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
tiếp theo morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to cầu vồng Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*
cầu vồng Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag cầu vồng Dash!
cầu vồng Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
Once cầu vồng Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.
Gilda: cầu vồng Dash, long time no see.
cầu vồng Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen bạn in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: cầu vồng Dash, an explanation por favor?
cầu vồng Dash: You're German. Why are bạn speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
cầu vồng Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this ngựa con, ngựa, pony is starting to annoy me.)
cầu vồng Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna tham gia us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
cầu vồng Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see bạn later.
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet bạn after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.
As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *Helping ducks vượt qua, cross a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are bạn going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a cái gối, gối factory* Oh, a cái gối, gối factory. I know they'll be an toàn, két an toàn there.
But the factory soon blew up.
Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*
Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJfSI4cKWLY
Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. bạn hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal Những người bạn blown up in a cái gối, gối factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: bạn scared them!
cầu vồng Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here cầu vồng Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Pinkie Pie: bạn are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
cầu vồng Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her con vịt, vịt Những người bạn blown up at a cái gối, gối factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
cầu vồng Dash: *Looks at the cái gối, gối factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did bạn do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
cầu vồng Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're Những người bạn with her, I can't be Những người bạn with you. *Fights cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Fights Gilda*
They made a đám mây of smoke during their fight.
Ponies: Go cầu vồng Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go cầu vồng Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
cầu vồng Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!
cầu vồng Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon Mất tích a tooth.
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* bạn all suck!
cầu vồng Dash: Not true!
Stop the song
cầu vồng Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
cầu vồng Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure bạn will be Những người bạn with her again.
cầu vồng Dash: *Confused*
She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.
Ending theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUhqNPiJQcA
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
Sean The Hedgehog: I think this is the only kind of âm nhạc we're getting for now.
Sean: Doesn't bother me. I like it.
Sean The Hedgehog: I like it too, but I do prefer the Rock & Roll we had earlier. The final hiển thị for this week is Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: Try not to get bored bởi everyone being in black & white.
Thomas Percy & The Coal
It was a beautiful ngày on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas The Tank Engine's smart blue paint shone in the sunshine. He arrived at a station, and saw Percy, and Sean.
"Hello Thomas." Called Percy, "You look splendid."
"Yes indeed." Boasted Thomas, "Blue is the only color for an engine."
"I've got some blue, but most of my paint is grey." đã đưa ý kiến Sean.
"I like my green paint," Percy replied, "I wouldn't want to be any other color."
"Well, well anyway," Huffed Thomas, "Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Everyone knows that." And he puffed away importantly. Percy, and Sean just smiled.
Later that day, Percy was shunting some freight cars under a coal chute. Thomas was bởi him resting.
"Careful," called Thomas cheekily, "Those freight cars could be troublesome."
"Go on, go on" Shouted the freight cars, and pushed Percy.
"And bởi the way," Called Thomas, "Those buffers don't look an toàn, két an toàn to me."
But it was too late. Percy ran into the buffer, and went off the tracks. The last load of coal poured from the chute, and onto Thomas.
"Help, help!" Called Thomas. His smart blue paint was getting ruined bởi the coal dust. "Get me out!"
Percy was worried, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Thomas' paint being ruined.
"Ha, ha!" Chuckled Percy, "You don't look really useful now Thomas. bạn look disgraceful."
"I'm not disgraceful!" Spluttered Thomas, "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"
It took so long to clean Thomas, that he wasn't in time for his tiếp theo train. Rosie had to take Annie, and Clarabel for him. The two coaches were most upset.
Thomas was grumpy at the sheds that night. Sean thought it was a great joke, but Percy was mad at Thomas, for thinking he caused the accident on purpose.
"Fancy, a really useful blue engine becoming a disgrace to Sir Tophamm Hat's railway." đã đưa ý kiến Percy.
tiếp theo morning, Thomas was feeling happy. He saw Percy struggling with a heavy load of freight cars, and he was feeling tired.
"Have a drink," đã đưa ý kiến his driver. The water tower was tiếp theo to a siding, where it ended with unsafe buffers. Percy went to the siding, but the freight cars prevented him from stopping.
"Oh!" Called Percy, as he was being pushed, "Help!"
Percy let off a lot of steam when he got derailed. His wheels were buried deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to go, and he left laughing at what happened to Percy.
That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.
"I didn't cause your accident on purpose Thomas. bạn do know that, don't you?"
"Of course," Chuckled Thomas, "And I'm sorry about what I đã đưa ý kiến yesterday. Your green paint looks splendid."
They also learned to be thêm careful with coal.
Sean The Hedgehog: And we're back.
Sean: And I'm leaving. *Blows his horn twice as he goes backwards*
Sean: What's with him?
cầu vồng Dash: The show's over.
Sean: *Checks his watch* And so it is. See bạn tiếp theo week.