This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting tiếp theo to her. They were going to collect thêm ammo for Twilight's shotgun.
Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice ngày out, hoặc wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do bạn have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I đã đưa ý kiến GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 8: Bribal Gossip
Twilight made Fluttershy, cầu vồng Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant ngày hiển thị Zecora around Pornstarville, and then bạn hiển thị up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen bạn shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will bạn get down from there before bạn hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, bạn did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
cầu vồng Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do bạn know dat?!
cầu vồng Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: bạn know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were bạn driving a Pontiac?
Everyone except Twilight laughed.
Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned bởi GM. What's the difference?
cầu vồng Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What các câu hỏi did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
cầu vồng Dash: How were those các câu hỏi stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid câu hỏi number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid câu hỏi number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask bạn a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do bạn want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at bạn for eight giây non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.
Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.
Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard bạn were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are bạn talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, cầu vồng Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and bạn should consider yourself lucky to have Những người bạn like them. They helped me perform surgery on bạn after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did bạn shoot me?
Zecora: Because bạn were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: bạn must be blind, hoặc something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did bạn shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare bạn away man. I thought bạn were trying to kill those five idiots bạn claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let bạn go with a warning. If bạn ever try to hurt me, hoặc the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a danh sách of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* bạn will die.
Twilight looked at the list. She saw that cầu vồng Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.
Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.
Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am still pissed off that bạn didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to di chuyển back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.
Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of bạn readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting tiếp theo to her. They were going to collect thêm ammo for Twilight's shotgun.
Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice ngày out, hoặc wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do bạn have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I đã đưa ý kiến GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 8: Bribal Gossip
Twilight made Fluttershy, cầu vồng Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant ngày hiển thị Zecora around Pornstarville, and then bạn hiển thị up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen bạn shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will bạn get down from there before bạn hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, bạn did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
cầu vồng Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do bạn know dat?!
cầu vồng Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: bạn know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were bạn driving a Pontiac?
Everyone except Twilight laughed.
Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned bởi GM. What's the difference?
cầu vồng Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What các câu hỏi did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
cầu vồng Dash: How were those các câu hỏi stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid câu hỏi number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid câu hỏi number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask bạn a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do bạn want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at bạn for eight giây non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.
Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.
Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard bạn were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are bạn talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, cầu vồng Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and bạn should consider yourself lucky to have Những người bạn like them. They helped me perform surgery on bạn after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did bạn shoot me?
Zecora: Because bạn were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: bạn must be blind, hoặc something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did bạn shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare bạn away man. I thought bạn were trying to kill those five idiots bạn claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let bạn go with a warning. If bạn ever try to hurt me, hoặc the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a danh sách of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* bạn will die.
Twilight looked at the list. She saw that cầu vồng Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.
Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.
Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am still pissed off that bạn didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to di chuyển back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.
Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of bạn readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End