1. Don’t test our patients
2. What we like to wear and what u want us to wear, is very different
3. Our period comes at a schedule, so quit diễn xuất like it’s the first we’ve bitched out at you
4. Don’t point out our flaws when they’re obvious to everyone. We don’t need to be constantly reminded
5. Don’t try to act cool when bạn hit on us, we can see through it
6. “hey” is not a pick up line
7. Just because we hug a lot does not mean we’re all lesbian
8. If we ask bạn if we look fat, play dead, there is no correct answer
9. Just cause bạn don’t like our hobbies, doesn’t give bạn the right to dis them
10. If you’re giving us hints and we’re not changing what we’re doing , it’s not cause we didn’t get it, we choose to ignore it
11. Quit telling us to make bạn a fucking sandwich. If bạn think it’s so easy, make it yourself
12. Don’t grab our ass. How would bạn like it if we started yanking at your balls
13. If we’re in a room fighting, and bạn ask if we’re PMSing, only one person will leave that room, and it won’t be you
14. Don’t ask for naked photos; that’s what the internet is for
15. When we say we’re “fine” hoặc “never mind” it means the exact opposite
16. When we play fight, we know you’re going to win. Just don’t overdo it, and don’t fake it; we’re not that pathetic
17. Don’t ask for anal; that’s what gays are for
18. Don’t ask us what we want as a present. That ruins the fun of getting it; anything will do.
19. Don’t tell us how many kids bạn want. We’ll be the judge of that.
20. Sex isn’t always great. Sometimes saying we’re having an orgasm is just an excuse for bạn to get off us.
21. If your dating us and are too scared to openly say “I tình yêu you” in public and in front of your Những người bạn get the fuck out
22. If it’s cute, killing it makes bạn a jackass, not a man
23. Using “you don’t understand” as an excuse, doesn’t work. We know we don’t get it, and don’t give a fuck anyways
24. We don’t want a guy who lives in his mom’s basement. But we also don’t want a guy who works so much we never get to talk to him
25. If we didn’t do it, it’s not cause we forgot, we just don’t care
26. We know bikini girls are hot, just don’t tell us how we compare
27. We’re not your mother, so clean up and feed yourself every once and a while
28. Don’t expect us to be Victoria secret thiên thần if you’re not Calvin Klein models.
29. We don’t want to know how much bạn jack off…. no one does…
30. How many girls you’ve slept will hoặc dated, is not a pro, it’s a con
31. We really don’t care how big your penis is
32. We don’t constantly check out your junk, so bạn don’t have to check out ours
33. Don’t wait until after we’re married to tell us bạn used to be a she
34. If bạn have a disease, just no
35. Just because we’re dating you, doesn’t make us free hookers. We like to sleep at night.
36. Getting drunk and making us look after bạn and tend to your needs, is also a no
37. We don’t always want to watch a chick flick
38. Don’t expect us to scream and quiver in your arms during a horror
39. We play video games too
40. Our pets are cute; if bạn don’t like them bạn can either shut up about it hoặc get the fuck out
41. You’re not five, bạn can pick your own clothes out
42. Don’t expect us to take ALL the responsibilities of a child, you’re half the reason it’s there
43. Don’t style your hair unless bạn either want to look like a gay hoặc a nerd
44. If bạn have a six pack, don’t wear a shirt. If bạn don’t have a six pack, get a shirt
45. We don’t give a shit what level your mage is in world of warcraft
46. Understand our sarcasm
47. When bạn meet our parents you’re an honor student, virgin, you’ve never tried drugs, and bạn tình yêu your parents and little sister.
48. Don’t become Những người bạn with our brothers, don’t talk to our brothers, don’t even look at our brothers. We don’t have brother’s god dammit!!
49. We like snuggles. Treat us to some occasionally
50. Pretend bạn care when someone in a movie hoặc hiển thị dies and we cry
51. Not crying when you’re supposed to makes bạn seem like a jerk, you’re aloud to cry
52. Mimic our personalities. If we like to laugh and giggle, don’t be a dead weight
53. Sometimes talking can ruin the mood
54. Hit us and we’ll hit bạn back, as well as all our friends
55. Don’t always aim for the lips when bạn Kiss us, the cheek and forehead make us feel cute
56. Don’t give us a boring nickname like ”honey” be original like “kitten”
57. Don’t fart anywhere near us
58. Just cause you’re comfortable with it doesn’t, mean we’re comfortable with having sex in public
59. When we di chuyển your hand, don’t di chuyển it back
60. We’re not all double D’s. Sorry if they don’t bounce on command.
61. Don’t hold our hand, put your hand on our waist, hoặc lead us to a darkroom within two phút of meeting us
62. We’re not the bờ biển, bãi biển blonde, baby blue eyed búp bê barbie doll bạn want us to be, it’s never going to happen naturally
63. When we make a joke, laugh.
64. Fucking in your basement isn’t romantic. Even with that one candle bạn worked so hard to light up
65. Don’t be a smart alec. Common sense overrides law in our minds.
66. We don’t always want huge and expensive gifts, sometimes something as simple as going out to lunch at McDonalds is nice.
67. At least offer to pay for the meal. But bạn don’t always have to actually pay for it; we like to treat bạn too sometimes.
68. Don’t be constantly doting, we’re not a damsel in distress
69. When we’re sad don’t try and make it better; that makes it worse. Just hold us.
70. Don’t force a sloppy and tongue involved kiss, we do like delicacy
71. I swear to god many porno’s are fake. our bodies aren’t like that
72. You don’t work “full time” until you’re a mom
73. When we’re tired bạn either cuddle tiếp theo to us hoặc go away
74. If bạn get to pick positions, we get to pick locations
75. You’re not a man if bạn consider Chihuahua’s dogs
76. We wear “the pants” in the family too
77. If bạn want it done perfectly hire a maid. But not using our money, and she better be eighty
78. Your mom’s basement is not where we want to live for our entire life
79. A car is a car. We don’t care about the exact name and brand of each fucking one on the god damn highway!
80. I’m beautiful, always. No các câu hỏi asked.
81. Don’t say anything that implies that we’re fat, like: “you should order a salad”
82. Don’t order for us. bạn don’t get to pick what goes inside us, we do.
83. Never say “oh” when bạn see what we’re wearing. You’re not our stylist. Guaranteed we look better than bạn do.
84. Don’t boast about what’s in your pants. No girl wants to hear “yeah I’ve got this massive python. bạn should come over and see it sometime” it’s not as impressive as bạn think
85. Let us drive your truck; we’re not wimps that can’t handle it.
86. Shower and smell nice before bạn see us
87. Most of us will agree that axe isn’t a real cologne
88. Ask us what we like in bed. Cause if bạn don’t your left guessing; if bạn guess wrong bạn suck in bed; and if bạn suck in giường your sex life is over
89. We pick the house. We work in it, clean it, and cook in it, it’s ours.
90. If bạn force things on us we’ll force things off… hehehe…
91. No matter what, other guys will be hotter than you. And we will talk about them every once and a while.
92. Professional player is not an actual job
93. Bachelor of the arts is equivalent to “do bạn want fries with that?”
94. Don’t lie to us
95. Don’t tell us who bạn think about when bạn masturbate. There is no correct answer, because we like to pretend bạn don’t. even if bạn say it’s us; who’s going to believe bạn don’t think of the hot girl on the screen
96. You’re not a dog, so don’t act like one. We’re not you’re bitch, so don’t treat us like we are.
97. Don’t “poke” us on Facebook. Like really?? It’s annoying.
98. Try to look your age; and go for girls YOUR AGE.
99. Your birthday isn’t a holiday
100. Don’t constantly adjust your relationship status. If we fight, the whole world doesn’t need to know “it’s complicated”
101. For the tình yêu of god, don’t buy us lingerie. You’ll never get it right and you’ll embarrass yourself in the process
102. Don’t ask what our size is
103. Never say twilight is better than –insert any other movie-, it will result in an automatic break up. Just leave Edward out of this.
104. If we wear make-up, it’s art; it’s not for you. If we don’t, we’re just that awesome
105. Don’t recite Justin Beiber lyrics to us, that will also result in automatic break-up
106. Don’t attempt to set the mood with erotic music
107. Try to do well in school and work. No girl wants a fail.
108. Get a job
109. Violins and pianos are the only instruments that can make bạn look sexy, and bạn have to be good at them.
110. Reply to our messages
111. Call us back if we called bạn and bạn couldn’t answer
112. Text us first. Cause we’re not always going to chase you
113. Don’t spend thêm money on clothes than we do
114. You don’t know what we want, so don’t say ‘you want me so bad right now” bạn just sound stupid
115. Don’t sing sexy and I know it in the shower, we can hear you
116. Just cause we’re female doesn’t mean màu hồng, hồng is our yêu thích color
117. If we want to wear one of your shirts, no is not an answer
118. We seriously like wearing your big clothes. It makes us feel cute
119. Oversized muscles are gross, a six hoặc eight pack is just fine
120. If we’re dating bạn we find bạn attractive. Don’t ask
121. Don’t buy us cheesy bath stuff. It’s kind of old
122. Flowers are always nice
123. A ngẫu nhiên gift will make us like bạn thêm and want to return the favor. If we like it
124. We like diamonds
125. Don’t say anything that Austin powers does
126. Don’t wear thêm make-up than us. hoặc any really…
127. We don’t get pissed off if bạn get a boner while kissing us. It’s when bạn spy on us that’s perverted
128. Don’t play country songs during at-home ngày night
129. Not every ngày should be at home. Take us out
130. 100 candles, massage, and bubble bath = bạn get laid
131. If we play the same online game, don’t marry us in the game
132. Don’t ask the internet if we like you. Ask us
133. Online game sex… just no….
134. Don’t sing to us in front of people. Your embarrassing
135. Don’t pick “our song” as our song
136. Don’t say anything like “wow, your mom is pretty. So that’s where bạn get that from” that’s a creepy insult. Not a compliment
137. You can’t compare to animated guys. They’re perfect
138. Don’t think you’re the smartest person in the world
139. Don’t pick a porno for us to watch together
140. Don’t take us to buy tool kits hoặc stuff like that
141. Don’t “quickly” fix something on your car right before we’re supposed to go out for dinner
142. Duct tape isn’t a substitute for a window
143. Don’t đường phố, street race with us in the car, and the cops around the corner
144. Just because your car can go fast, doesn’t mean bạn need to break the speed limit
145. Don’t text any of our family members
146. Don’t say our parents are “cool”
147. Don’t tell all your Những người bạn the noises I make in the bedroom
148. If bạn tickle us, we’re not responsible for your injuries
149. Wear your pants the way they should be worn
150. Learning a foreign language- preferably Italian, Japanese, hoặc Spanish- makes bạn sound thêm hot
151. Picking us up after school and work is sweet
152. We’re not damsels in distress, but still like to be treated like a princess
2. What we like to wear and what u want us to wear, is very different
3. Our period comes at a schedule, so quit diễn xuất like it’s the first we’ve bitched out at you
4. Don’t point out our flaws when they’re obvious to everyone. We don’t need to be constantly reminded
5. Don’t try to act cool when bạn hit on us, we can see through it
6. “hey” is not a pick up line
7. Just because we hug a lot does not mean we’re all lesbian
8. If we ask bạn if we look fat, play dead, there is no correct answer
9. Just cause bạn don’t like our hobbies, doesn’t give bạn the right to dis them
10. If you’re giving us hints and we’re not changing what we’re doing , it’s not cause we didn’t get it, we choose to ignore it
11. Quit telling us to make bạn a fucking sandwich. If bạn think it’s so easy, make it yourself
12. Don’t grab our ass. How would bạn like it if we started yanking at your balls
13. If we’re in a room fighting, and bạn ask if we’re PMSing, only one person will leave that room, and it won’t be you
14. Don’t ask for naked photos; that’s what the internet is for
15. When we say we’re “fine” hoặc “never mind” it means the exact opposite
16. When we play fight, we know you’re going to win. Just don’t overdo it, and don’t fake it; we’re not that pathetic
17. Don’t ask for anal; that’s what gays are for
18. Don’t ask us what we want as a present. That ruins the fun of getting it; anything will do.
19. Don’t tell us how many kids bạn want. We’ll be the judge of that.
20. Sex isn’t always great. Sometimes saying we’re having an orgasm is just an excuse for bạn to get off us.
21. If your dating us and are too scared to openly say “I tình yêu you” in public and in front of your Những người bạn get the fuck out
22. If it’s cute, killing it makes bạn a jackass, not a man
23. Using “you don’t understand” as an excuse, doesn’t work. We know we don’t get it, and don’t give a fuck anyways
24. We don’t want a guy who lives in his mom’s basement. But we also don’t want a guy who works so much we never get to talk to him
25. If we didn’t do it, it’s not cause we forgot, we just don’t care
26. We know bikini girls are hot, just don’t tell us how we compare
27. We’re not your mother, so clean up and feed yourself every once and a while
28. Don’t expect us to be Victoria secret thiên thần if you’re not Calvin Klein models.
29. We don’t want to know how much bạn jack off…. no one does…
30. How many girls you’ve slept will hoặc dated, is not a pro, it’s a con
31. We really don’t care how big your penis is
32. We don’t constantly check out your junk, so bạn don’t have to check out ours
33. Don’t wait until after we’re married to tell us bạn used to be a she
34. If bạn have a disease, just no
35. Just because we’re dating you, doesn’t make us free hookers. We like to sleep at night.
36. Getting drunk and making us look after bạn and tend to your needs, is also a no
37. We don’t always want to watch a chick flick
38. Don’t expect us to scream and quiver in your arms during a horror
39. We play video games too
40. Our pets are cute; if bạn don’t like them bạn can either shut up about it hoặc get the fuck out
41. You’re not five, bạn can pick your own clothes out
42. Don’t expect us to take ALL the responsibilities of a child, you’re half the reason it’s there
43. Don’t style your hair unless bạn either want to look like a gay hoặc a nerd
44. If bạn have a six pack, don’t wear a shirt. If bạn don’t have a six pack, get a shirt
45. We don’t give a shit what level your mage is in world of warcraft
46. Understand our sarcasm
47. When bạn meet our parents you’re an honor student, virgin, you’ve never tried drugs, and bạn tình yêu your parents and little sister.
48. Don’t become Những người bạn with our brothers, don’t talk to our brothers, don’t even look at our brothers. We don’t have brother’s god dammit!!
49. We like snuggles. Treat us to some occasionally
50. Pretend bạn care when someone in a movie hoặc hiển thị dies and we cry
51. Not crying when you’re supposed to makes bạn seem like a jerk, you’re aloud to cry
52. Mimic our personalities. If we like to laugh and giggle, don’t be a dead weight
53. Sometimes talking can ruin the mood
54. Hit us and we’ll hit bạn back, as well as all our friends
55. Don’t always aim for the lips when bạn Kiss us, the cheek and forehead make us feel cute
56. Don’t give us a boring nickname like ”honey” be original like “kitten”
57. Don’t fart anywhere near us
58. Just cause you’re comfortable with it doesn’t, mean we’re comfortable with having sex in public
59. When we di chuyển your hand, don’t di chuyển it back
60. We’re not all double D’s. Sorry if they don’t bounce on command.
61. Don’t hold our hand, put your hand on our waist, hoặc lead us to a darkroom within two phút of meeting us
62. We’re not the bờ biển, bãi biển blonde, baby blue eyed búp bê barbie doll bạn want us to be, it’s never going to happen naturally
63. When we make a joke, laugh.
64. Fucking in your basement isn’t romantic. Even with that one candle bạn worked so hard to light up
65. Don’t be a smart alec. Common sense overrides law in our minds.
66. We don’t always want huge and expensive gifts, sometimes something as simple as going out to lunch at McDonalds is nice.
67. At least offer to pay for the meal. But bạn don’t always have to actually pay for it; we like to treat bạn too sometimes.
68. Don’t be constantly doting, we’re not a damsel in distress
69. When we’re sad don’t try and make it better; that makes it worse. Just hold us.
70. Don’t force a sloppy and tongue involved kiss, we do like delicacy
71. I swear to god many porno’s are fake. our bodies aren’t like that
72. You don’t work “full time” until you’re a mom
73. When we’re tired bạn either cuddle tiếp theo to us hoặc go away
74. If bạn get to pick positions, we get to pick locations
75. You’re not a man if bạn consider Chihuahua’s dogs
76. We wear “the pants” in the family too
77. If bạn want it done perfectly hire a maid. But not using our money, and she better be eighty
78. Your mom’s basement is not where we want to live for our entire life
79. A car is a car. We don’t care about the exact name and brand of each fucking one on the god damn highway!
80. I’m beautiful, always. No các câu hỏi asked.
81. Don’t say anything that implies that we’re fat, like: “you should order a salad”
82. Don’t order for us. bạn don’t get to pick what goes inside us, we do.
83. Never say “oh” when bạn see what we’re wearing. You’re not our stylist. Guaranteed we look better than bạn do.
84. Don’t boast about what’s in your pants. No girl wants to hear “yeah I’ve got this massive python. bạn should come over and see it sometime” it’s not as impressive as bạn think
85. Let us drive your truck; we’re not wimps that can’t handle it.
86. Shower and smell nice before bạn see us
87. Most of us will agree that axe isn’t a real cologne
88. Ask us what we like in bed. Cause if bạn don’t your left guessing; if bạn guess wrong bạn suck in bed; and if bạn suck in giường your sex life is over
89. We pick the house. We work in it, clean it, and cook in it, it’s ours.
90. If bạn force things on us we’ll force things off… hehehe…
91. No matter what, other guys will be hotter than you. And we will talk about them every once and a while.
92. Professional player is not an actual job
93. Bachelor of the arts is equivalent to “do bạn want fries with that?”
94. Don’t lie to us
95. Don’t tell us who bạn think about when bạn masturbate. There is no correct answer, because we like to pretend bạn don’t. even if bạn say it’s us; who’s going to believe bạn don’t think of the hot girl on the screen
96. You’re not a dog, so don’t act like one. We’re not you’re bitch, so don’t treat us like we are.
97. Don’t “poke” us on Facebook. Like really?? It’s annoying.
98. Try to look your age; and go for girls YOUR AGE.
99. Your birthday isn’t a holiday
100. Don’t constantly adjust your relationship status. If we fight, the whole world doesn’t need to know “it’s complicated”
101. For the tình yêu of god, don’t buy us lingerie. You’ll never get it right and you’ll embarrass yourself in the process
102. Don’t ask what our size is
103. Never say twilight is better than –insert any other movie-, it will result in an automatic break up. Just leave Edward out of this.
104. If we wear make-up, it’s art; it’s not for you. If we don’t, we’re just that awesome
105. Don’t recite Justin Beiber lyrics to us, that will also result in automatic break-up
106. Don’t attempt to set the mood with erotic music
107. Try to do well in school and work. No girl wants a fail.
108. Get a job
109. Violins and pianos are the only instruments that can make bạn look sexy, and bạn have to be good at them.
110. Reply to our messages
111. Call us back if we called bạn and bạn couldn’t answer
112. Text us first. Cause we’re not always going to chase you
113. Don’t spend thêm money on clothes than we do
114. You don’t know what we want, so don’t say ‘you want me so bad right now” bạn just sound stupid
115. Don’t sing sexy and I know it in the shower, we can hear you
116. Just cause we’re female doesn’t mean màu hồng, hồng is our yêu thích color
117. If we want to wear one of your shirts, no is not an answer
118. We seriously like wearing your big clothes. It makes us feel cute
119. Oversized muscles are gross, a six hoặc eight pack is just fine
120. If we’re dating bạn we find bạn attractive. Don’t ask
121. Don’t buy us cheesy bath stuff. It’s kind of old
122. Flowers are always nice
123. A ngẫu nhiên gift will make us like bạn thêm and want to return the favor. If we like it
124. We like diamonds
125. Don’t say anything that Austin powers does
126. Don’t wear thêm make-up than us. hoặc any really…
127. We don’t get pissed off if bạn get a boner while kissing us. It’s when bạn spy on us that’s perverted
128. Don’t play country songs during at-home ngày night
129. Not every ngày should be at home. Take us out
130. 100 candles, massage, and bubble bath = bạn get laid
131. If we play the same online game, don’t marry us in the game
132. Don’t ask the internet if we like you. Ask us
133. Online game sex… just no….
134. Don’t sing to us in front of people. Your embarrassing
135. Don’t pick “our song” as our song
136. Don’t say anything like “wow, your mom is pretty. So that’s where bạn get that from” that’s a creepy insult. Not a compliment
137. You can’t compare to animated guys. They’re perfect
138. Don’t think you’re the smartest person in the world
139. Don’t pick a porno for us to watch together
140. Don’t take us to buy tool kits hoặc stuff like that
141. Don’t “quickly” fix something on your car right before we’re supposed to go out for dinner
142. Duct tape isn’t a substitute for a window
143. Don’t đường phố, street race with us in the car, and the cops around the corner
144. Just because your car can go fast, doesn’t mean bạn need to break the speed limit
145. Don’t text any of our family members
146. Don’t say our parents are “cool”
147. Don’t tell all your Những người bạn the noises I make in the bedroom
148. If bạn tickle us, we’re not responsible for your injuries
149. Wear your pants the way they should be worn
150. Learning a foreign language- preferably Italian, Japanese, hoặc Spanish- makes bạn sound thêm hot
151. Picking us up after school and work is sweet
152. We’re not damsels in distress, but still like to be treated like a princess