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I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?

I have alot of guy Những người bạn so i must be fucking every single one of them.?

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m Những người bạn with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?

I’m black, so I must be stupid.?

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?

I’m straight...
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Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first Kiss would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy bạn meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give bạn his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just bởi wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical ngựa with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod hoặc something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the thực phẩm sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the âm nhạc store whether bạn can get a CD that bạn know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four các câu hỏi to determine the level of your intellect.
Your các câu trả lời must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating hoặc wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: bạn are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in một giây place.
In which position are bạn now?

Answer:
If bạn answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. bạn overtook the một giây runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the tiếp theo câu hỏi try not to be so dumb.
2 : If bạn overtake the last...
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings his wife hoa for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, bạn haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. bạn order what bạn want, then when bạn see what the other fellow has, bạn wish bạn had ordered that.
Unknown

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells bạn a joke and bạn say "LOL".

3. bạn watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. bạn have called out someone's screen name while making tình yêu to your significant other.

5. bạn keep begging your Những người bạn to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. bạn have to get a 2d phone line just so bạn can call pizza, bánh pizza Hut.

9. bạn go into labour and bạn stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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Here is alot of ngẫu nhiên things to do when your bored, i made most of these up with friends!

1.When your in the siêu thị go up to a ngẫu nhiên stranger and whisper "I will come for bạn in the night" behind thier back

2.Stand tiếp theo to a person who is taller then bạn and shout "IM SHRINKING!"

3.Go into your local siêu thị and grab a large trái cây (watermellon ect.) and hand it to a ngẫu nhiên person and say "The fate of the world depends on your desision" then walk away

4.When your in a arioplane skip around hát "Im walking in the air!"

5.The tiếp theo time your in the lift grin and say "I've got new socks...
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Life is hard to summarize, but there's so many different aspects of life that range in quality. There's so much bad and good in this world. Things can often get difficult, confusing, stressful and hard. However, there are people out there that make things feel easier, clearer, sweeter and nicer. There are people that make the bad days easier and the good days even better.

Who are these people that I'm referring to? I'm referring to my Những người bạn here on Fanpop. As bạn probably know, there's a lot of negativity online. There's a lot of people that do and say some pretty offensive stuff. Because...
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