Of course, if bạn are TRULY random, bạn shouldn't even need a guide, O_O
Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever bạn may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases hoặc monologues hoặc pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of Những người bạn hoặc logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if bạn got it, Flaunt it!
Steps
1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and bạn can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if bạn so desire. This is how bạn must think. If bạn decide bạn want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college thư viện and suddenly bạn just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the bàn and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least bạn tried!
2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean bạn can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if bạn think of a thêm exciting plan.
3. Be oddly specific with what bạn are saying. It will sound thêm random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be thêm specific and say, "a few years after the năm before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)
4. Learn random/specific màu sắc and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," hoặc "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my yêu thích of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," hoặc "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.
5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly ngẫu nhiên material that has been overused and is just not ngẫu nhiên anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, taco (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.
6. Don't be fake. If bạn can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking bạn if bạn try too hard.
7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of ngẫu nhiên words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.
8. Make ngẫu nhiên noises. Things like 'mwargh' hoặc 'oooooohh' hoặc even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. bạn have to kind of be in your own world first.
9. Don't forget ngẫu nhiên actions, like clapping randomly, hoặc bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).
10. ngẫu nhiên names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters hoặc The Teletubbies; all perform well.
11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, bạn could also go with strange clothing all the way -- bạn might want to invest in things like suspenders, hàng đầu, đầu trang hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie hoặc (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying màu sắc and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose bạn randomness points in whatever else bạn happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid bạn look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.
12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be ngẫu nhiên just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.
13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, hoặc animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, người nổi tiếng like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.
14. Remember, ngẫu nhiên stands for Rather Average Nighttime con vịt, vịt Of Mine.
15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into ngẫu nhiên accents
16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your Những người bạn will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.
17. Add extra bits to words! For example, chỉnh sửa can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness
18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. bạn can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, Youtube hoặc FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" hoặc "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", bạn always have the option of saying "teh" hoặc spelling it when nghề viết văn it somewhere. *Interwebs is a thêm ngẫu nhiên version of Internet.
19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's đã đưa ý kiến "Californighia" hoặc "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what bạn can come up with.
20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited hoặc pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)
21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be ngẫu nhiên around people who will laugh, not people who bạn know will get upset/offended.
[b]CREDIT: www.wikihow.com
Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever bạn may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases hoặc monologues hoặc pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of Những người bạn hoặc logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if bạn got it, Flaunt it!
Steps
1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and bạn can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if bạn so desire. This is how bạn must think. If bạn decide bạn want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college thư viện and suddenly bạn just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the bàn and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least bạn tried!
2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean bạn can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if bạn think of a thêm exciting plan.
3. Be oddly specific with what bạn are saying. It will sound thêm random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be thêm specific and say, "a few years after the năm before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)
4. Learn random/specific màu sắc and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," hoặc "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my yêu thích of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," hoặc "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.
5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly ngẫu nhiên material that has been overused and is just not ngẫu nhiên anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, taco (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.
6. Don't be fake. If bạn can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking bạn if bạn try too hard.
7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of ngẫu nhiên words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.
8. Make ngẫu nhiên noises. Things like 'mwargh' hoặc 'oooooohh' hoặc even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. bạn have to kind of be in your own world first.
9. Don't forget ngẫu nhiên actions, like clapping randomly, hoặc bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).
10. ngẫu nhiên names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters hoặc The Teletubbies; all perform well.
11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, bạn could also go with strange clothing all the way -- bạn might want to invest in things like suspenders, hàng đầu, đầu trang hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie hoặc (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying màu sắc and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose bạn randomness points in whatever else bạn happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid bạn look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.
12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be ngẫu nhiên just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.
13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, hoặc animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, người nổi tiếng like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.
14. Remember, ngẫu nhiên stands for Rather Average Nighttime con vịt, vịt Of Mine.
15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into ngẫu nhiên accents
16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your Những người bạn will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.
17. Add extra bits to words! For example, chỉnh sửa can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness
18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. bạn can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, Youtube hoặc FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" hoặc "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", bạn always have the option of saying "teh" hoặc spelling it when nghề viết văn it somewhere. *Interwebs is a thêm ngẫu nhiên version of Internet.
19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's đã đưa ý kiến "Californighia" hoặc "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what bạn can come up with.
20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited hoặc pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)
21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be ngẫu nhiên around people who will laugh, not people who bạn know will get upset/offended.
[b]CREDIT: www.wikihow.com