Man: Where have bạn been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen bạn someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this ghế, chỗ ngồi empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if bạn sit down.
Man: Your place hoặc mine?
Woman: Both. bạn go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do bạn do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: xin chào baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do bạn like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would bạn stay there?
Man: If I could see bạn naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see bạn naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when bạn fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when bạn got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't bạn married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that bạn want me.
Woman: bạn know, you're dead right...I want bạn to go away!
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen bạn someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this ghế, chỗ ngồi empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if bạn sit down.
Man: Your place hoặc mine?
Woman: Both. bạn go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do bạn do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: xin chào baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do bạn like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would bạn stay there?
Man: If I could see bạn naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see bạn naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when bạn fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when bạn got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't bạn married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that bạn want me.
Woman: bạn know, you're dead right...I want bạn to go away!
I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope bạn enjoy this.
Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please bình luận and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make thêm lines.
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Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please bình luận and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make thêm lines.
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This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me cá all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast bạn need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and bạn will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and bạn will get a tail but bạn do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also bạn will get powers when bạn do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on bạn but the spell the got put on bạn will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me cá all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast bạn need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and bạn will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and bạn will get a tail but bạn do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also bạn will get powers when bạn do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on bạn but the spell the got put on bạn will end in the mornings.