1. bạn fall down the stairs.
2. A cây falls down on you.
3. A loài đà mã ở nam mỹ, llama spits in your face.
4. bạn eat i poisioned cookie.
5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.
6. bạn are making out with a person and then bạn trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.
8. Your cái gối, gối gets a face and bites bạn head off.
9. Your dog stands up and says I hate bạn and then runs away.
10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, bạn get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that bạn are going to die, then bạn die.
11. When bạn are dieing your crush says that he hate you.
12. A con bướm, bướm attacks you.
13. A stove gets up walkes into your room, puts on a fire, and when bạn wake up bạn are ashes.
14. Your grandma forces bạn into watching and oldies show.
15. bạn are on a cruise and someone pushes bạn off the side of a boat.
16. A cá mập swallows bạn and bạn live in his stomach until he poops bạn out along with cá guts.
17. bạn wake up to your least yêu thích song on and your least yêu thích person is their above bạn hát that song.
18. Santa comes into your house and says that bạn have been a bad girl and that bạn don't get any presents.
19. A con cừu, cừu starts talking in s shreck voice and when he starts to talk he says "I just farted!"
20. bạn just had a bad day... no explination.
2. A cây falls down on you.
3. A loài đà mã ở nam mỹ, llama spits in your face.
4. bạn eat i poisioned cookie.
5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.
6. bạn are making out with a person and then bạn trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.
8. Your cái gối, gối gets a face and bites bạn head off.
9. Your dog stands up and says I hate bạn and then runs away.
10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, bạn get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that bạn are going to die, then bạn die.
11. When bạn are dieing your crush says that he hate you.
12. A con bướm, bướm attacks you.
13. A stove gets up walkes into your room, puts on a fire, and when bạn wake up bạn are ashes.
14. Your grandma forces bạn into watching and oldies show.
15. bạn are on a cruise and someone pushes bạn off the side of a boat.
16. A cá mập swallows bạn and bạn live in his stomach until he poops bạn out along with cá guts.
17. bạn wake up to your least yêu thích song on and your least yêu thích person is their above bạn hát that song.
18. Santa comes into your house and says that bạn have been a bad girl and that bạn don't get any presents.
19. A con cừu, cừu starts talking in s shreck voice and when he starts to talk he says "I just farted!"
20. bạn just had a bad day... no explination.
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying ngẫu nhiên things until u cry laughing
5. continue đọc this
6. Walk up to siblings and say ngẫu nhiên things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up chim giẻ cùi, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add ngẫu nhiên people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying ngẫu nhiên things until u cry laughing
5. continue đọc this
6. Walk up to siblings and say ngẫu nhiên things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up chim giẻ cùi, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add ngẫu nhiên people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely ngẫu nhiên things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as bạn can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as bạn can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend bạn try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as bạn can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as bạn can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend bạn try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The hàng đầu, đầu trang six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as bạn have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command hoặc File Name" is about as informative as
"If bạn don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as bạn make a commitment to one, bạn find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as bạn have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command hoặc File Name" is about as informative as
"If bạn don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as bạn make a commitment to one, bạn find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around bạn has an attitude problem
2.your adding Sô cô la chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything bạn say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive bạn crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and bạn just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to cú đấm someone without a reason
12.if bạn start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if bạn were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give bạn 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so bạn know*
2.your adding Sô cô la chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything bạn say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive bạn crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and bạn just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to cú đấm someone without a reason
12.if bạn start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if bạn were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give bạn 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so bạn know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be được trao LIFE in prison without the possibility hoặc parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet mãng xà, trăn, python refused to eat it was được trao three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD hiển thị Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the mãng xà, trăn, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the mãng xà, trăn, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet mãng xà, trăn, python refused to eat it was được trao three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD hiển thị Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the mãng xà, trăn, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the mãng xà, trăn, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf hoặc date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the tiếp theo time.....thank u all for đọc this..and plz bình luận ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
Like the tiêu đề says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Những người bạn đã đưa ý kiến that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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