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8. So is it hard?
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10. Do bạn like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are bạn wearing không gian pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those bánh quy, cookie for sale?
5. bạn must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are bạn a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep bạn in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. bạn wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do bạn like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
Rant #1: Gender Roles / Double Standards
bạn know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!
Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, hoặc Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" hoặc had "girl power"!
But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, hoặc Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" hoặc he needs to "grow up"!
It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!
Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!
bạn know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!
Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, hoặc Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" hoặc had "girl power"!
But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, hoặc Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" hoặc he needs to "grow up"!
It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!
Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!