Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if bạn think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)
1. A chanh is lying on the hàng đầu, đầu trang step, and bạn are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. giây later bạn land on your ass, and tiếp theo bạn are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A chanh is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the chanh that was created bởi your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the chanh into her concoction. tiếp theo few days bạn suffer from unhappy stomach pains and bạn are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of trái cây is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, bạn wouldn't believe, but bạn SWORE bạn saw a shadow of a chanh outside of your room, right where the knives would be. bạn go to investigate...and there is a dao, con dao tiếp theo to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but bạn can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when bạn go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the chanh bạn have at trang chủ that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that chanh either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the chanh away from your face when bạn open it. They like to be extremely chua that bạn are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at bạn for doing the deed. Now bạn know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
1. A chanh is lying on the hàng đầu, đầu trang step, and bạn are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. giây later bạn land on your ass, and tiếp theo bạn are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A chanh is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the chanh that was created bởi your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the chanh into her concoction. tiếp theo few days bạn suffer from unhappy stomach pains and bạn are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of trái cây is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, bạn wouldn't believe, but bạn SWORE bạn saw a shadow of a chanh outside of your room, right where the knives would be. bạn go to investigate...and there is a dao, con dao tiếp theo to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but bạn can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when bạn go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the chanh bạn have at trang chủ that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that chanh either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the chanh away from your face when bạn open it. They like to be extremely chua that bạn are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at bạn for doing the deed. Now bạn know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
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Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if bạn ever, one ngày decide to call me that. If bạn think I'm insane, run away, because bạn are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too bạn a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. bạn think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
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