FRIENDS: Will comfort bạn when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
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FRIENDS: Will be there for bạn when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
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FRIENDS: Helps bạn up when bạn fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
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FRIENDS: Helps bạn find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
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FRIENDS: Will ask bạn if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at bạn and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
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FRIENDS: Will offer bạn a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
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FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw bạn a tampon and push bạn in.
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FRIENDS: Gives bạn their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
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FRIENDS: Will help bạn move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help bạn di chuyển the bodies.
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FRIENDS: Will bail bạn out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room tiếp theo to bạn saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat hoặc drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why bạn have no food.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents bởi Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, bởi Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
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FRIENDS: Would bail bạn out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting tiếp theo to bạn sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
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FRIENDS: Have never seen bạn cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else bạn cried...just laugh about it with bạn in private when your not down anymore.
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FRIENDS: Asks bạn to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has bạn on speed dial.
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FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
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FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
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FRIENDS: Will leave bạn behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds đít, mông, ass that left you
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
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FRIENDS: bạn have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
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FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
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FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from bạn when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at bạn stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! bạn know we don't waste!
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BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
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FRIENDS: Will be there for bạn when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Helps bạn up when bạn fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
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FRIENDS: Helps bạn find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Will ask bạn if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at bạn and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
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FRIENDS: Will offer bạn a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw bạn a tampon and push bạn in.
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FRIENDS: Gives bạn their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Will help bạn move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help bạn di chuyển the bodies.
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Will bail bạn out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room tiếp theo to bạn saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat hoặc drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why bạn have no food.
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Call your parents bởi Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, bởi Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
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FRIENDS: Would bail bạn out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting tiếp theo to bạn sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
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FRIENDS: Have never seen bạn cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else bạn cried...just laugh about it with bạn in private when your not down anymore.
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FRIENDS: Asks bạn to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has bạn on speed dial.
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FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
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FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
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FRIENDS: Will leave bạn behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds đít, mông, ass that left you
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
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FRIENDS: bạn have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
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FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
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FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from bạn when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at bạn stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! bạn know we don't waste!
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