here's a danh sách of ways to deal with sid's grandmother a.k.a granny
1.If granny wants bạn to chew her trái cây . simply grab the now chewed trái cây with a napkin and give to granny that way bạn can avoid having bacteria hoặc saliva. if bạn don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack bạn for the rest of your life
2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.
3.When your feeding her thực phẩm watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!
4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for bạn if bạn do then granny will be gone bởi a một giây trust me she disappears like batman! hoặc just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.
5.Granny wants bạn to meet precious simple, reply with a yes hoặc no respond. that is , if bạn wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.
6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants bạn to meet her pet , i suggest bạn come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.
7.Whenever bạn get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know bạn have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest bạn buy a helmet.
8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.
9.Don't ever câu hỏi granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where bạn are hoặc right in front of you.
10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless bạn want your family to be called ham and cheese
1.If granny wants bạn to chew her trái cây . simply grab the now chewed trái cây with a napkin and give to granny that way bạn can avoid having bacteria hoặc saliva. if bạn don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack bạn for the rest of your life
2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.
3.When your feeding her thực phẩm watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!
4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for bạn if bạn do then granny will be gone bởi a một giây trust me she disappears like batman! hoặc just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.
5.Granny wants bạn to meet precious simple, reply with a yes hoặc no respond. that is , if bạn wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.
6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants bạn to meet her pet , i suggest bạn come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.
7.Whenever bạn get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know bạn have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest bạn buy a helmet.
8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.
9.Don't ever câu hỏi granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where bạn are hoặc right in front of you.
10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless bạn want your family to be called ham and cheese
Me:I HAS A DRESS!!
Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!
Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*
Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o
Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.
Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!
Lilly:I dont like your shirt!
Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD bạn NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx
Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!
Me:RACIST!!!
Me:*reading*
Isaiah:*Takes my book away*
Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!
Isaiah:NO! bạn Read TOO MUCH!!
Me:Pssh NO! I will bite bạn if bạn dont give me back my book!!
Isaiah: Fine...
Me:*hits his head with my book* :D
Isaiah:OWWWW!!
Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO bạn SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!
Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do bạn wanna know?! Were in History Class!!
Mary:Because I like learning big words =w=
Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!
Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*
Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o
Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.
Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!
Lilly:I dont like your shirt!
Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD bạn NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx
Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!
Me:RACIST!!!
Me:*reading*
Isaiah:*Takes my book away*
Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!
Isaiah:NO! bạn Read TOO MUCH!!
Me:Pssh NO! I will bite bạn if bạn dont give me back my book!!
Isaiah: Fine...
Me:*hits his head with my book* :D
Isaiah:OWWWW!!
Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO bạn SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!
Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do bạn wanna know?! Were in History Class!!
Mary:Because I like learning big words =w=