ngẫu nhiên Article: Remember that twat Luv_4_Bieber?

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posted by _ColorBlind_

Hey..

So,

Remember me? Of course bạn don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights cách đây and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate nghề viết văn skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<

I guess this is a welcome back post? thêm like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY.

deathding, OkazakiDaisuke and 2 others like this

BlindBandit92 Hey welcome back. I kinda missed your witty posts. ^^

-JenniBear- Ello, Jello. x) I'll add you if you want.

x-Yumi-x3 I remember you, I don't think we've ever talked tho.

dreamcatcher321 Well, welcome back ya ol' twat! Missed you and your posts. Your very clever ^^

missracoon I dunno who you were but hey i'll add you anyway~

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ngẫu nhiên Cleverbot Conversatons...

posted by MissChicky97

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying ngẫu nhiên stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some ngẫu nhiên application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. bạn have no means to do so. bạn cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien bạn know!!...

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Dangerous and Adventurous:Book 2(chapter 1,Sarah)

posted by adaug

It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom đã đưa ý kiến and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did bạn do that?"I asked."You need to come to the cây house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the cây house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the cây house.I...

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one fine day?

posted by hetaliaitaly

One fine ngày in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.

(i like that thing hoặc whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the bài viết is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)

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lâu đài in the sky-lyrics :)

posted by tokidoki123

There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantaisie is flying
It's a lâu đài in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Những câu chuyện về rồng now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a lâu đài in the sky
hoặc there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantaisie is not a crime
Find your lâu đài in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads bạn to the moon 'cause..."

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Dangerous and Adventurous (chapter 1)

posted by adaug

11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah đã đưa ý kiến bounding out the door.The girls met 12 năm old Henry at a hồ đào, pecan tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah đã đưa ý kiến opening...

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nyan cat lyrics

posted by amy36y

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

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10 ways to tell somone is a massive justin bieber người hâm mộ

posted by hetaliaitaly

1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name hoặc talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his âm nhạc every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask bạn if bạn have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i tình yêu justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate hoặc tình yêu whatever he does even if they hate it hoặc tình yêu it

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What I'm afraid of XD(it's SOOOOOOOO STUPID!!)

posted by Texas_Boy

I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one ngày he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One ngày when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth nàng tiên take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...

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The Black Killer Chapter 1

posted by adaug

There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the đi văng with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
- - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - --- - ---
1 tháng later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...

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Best Những người bạn mabey thêm PT 1

posted by envyelric

The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! bạn are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey bạn bums want simethin hoặc are bạn goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do bạn hear...

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Fun ways to annoy Harry Potter

posted by lupichkata

Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what bạn did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand hoặc a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of bạn and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...

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IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE

posted by karpach_14

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor bởi floor, and once bạn find what bạn are looking for, bạn can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling bạn what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Những người bạn laugh and without hesitation di chuyển on to...

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lều, lều, cabin for the Summer-Chapter Nine:James

posted by moolah

James

lều, cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am hát my yêu thích song, 21 súng bởi Green ngày whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...

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lều, lều, cabin for the Summer-Chapter Seven-Laken

posted by moolah

lều, cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken

Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 năm old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the lê, quả lê into the side of this bãi rác, dumpster in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...

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My thoughts (part 2) Rap

posted by smileypop9

These các bài viết are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
---------

Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would bạn wanna listen to âm nhạc from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better âm nhạc available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...

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The Dr. Z! (true, FUNNY story!)

posted by moolah

The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain bạn understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help bạn concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, bạn can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help bạn concentrate. If your friend shows bạn his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what bạn want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee thêm than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My tim, trái tim skips a beat
When bạn walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with bạn until the end

I give my tim, trái tim and my soul to you
To make bạn see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant bạn see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what bạn want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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To Whom it may Concern♥Andrea's last letter

posted by moolah

The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I tình yêu my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a năm and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...

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Veronicas: All About Us Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause bạn know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause bạn know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In bạn I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...