hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 signs your partner needs a vacation
1) He keeps handcuffing himself bởi accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants bạn to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking bạn if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and thêm âm nhạc on the police channel
1) He keeps handcuffing himself bởi accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants bạn to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking bạn if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and thêm âm nhạc on the police channel
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
bạn may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that bạn would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
tình yêu bạn in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate bạn
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from bạn can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about bạn
before they go to sleep.
6. bạn mean the world to someone.
7. bạn are special and unique.
8. Someone that bạn don't even know exists loves you.
9. When bạn make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When bạn think the world
has turned its back on bạn
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments bạn received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
bạn may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that bạn would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
tình yêu bạn in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate bạn
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from bạn can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about bạn
before they go to sleep.
6. bạn mean the world to someone.
7. bạn are special and unique.
8. Someone that bạn don't even know exists loves you.
9. When bạn make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When bạn think the world
has turned its back on bạn
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments bạn received.
Forget about the rude remarks.