Can bạn relate?

"I'm so glad we had this conversation because I've been mentally rehearsing it for weeks and it went better than expected."

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"I hate finishing sách sometimes because it means I have to go back to real life BS. I probably should hold off on like, the last ten pages..."

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Person: bạn good dude?

Response: Yep.
Mind: link

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Person: I'm having a kid!

Me: *Is excited and happy for Person but for some reasons comes of mad blandly due to having difficulty expressing things at times* Yeah, good job..you...go girl?

Person: What, you're not happy for me?!

Me:...Yes.

Person: Well bạn don't seem like it.

Me:*internal shrug due to uncertainty on how to respond.*

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*four giờ lasting social battery dies*

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"Can't wait to go to this restaurant and get this new rib combo I keep hearing about!"

*15 phút later*

"...Fuck that shit, too many people."

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People that you've been Những người bạn with since senior năm of highschool: xin chào bro, wanna hangout?

Response almost everytime: Wait what? Hold on, what? You..wanna hangout with me? *awkward chuckle of disbelief* Naah, stop lying bitch!

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"Okay, so what's the plan for today?"

Friend: I dunno, we can just wing it

"...Oh no...uh no.." *vigorously trying to come up with plans not to wing it*

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"Everybody asks why introverts are o quiet, but never ask why extroverts never shut the fuck up."

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Person: Don't sweat the small stuff

"S-sure, okay." *sweats all the small details of almost everything*