complete the sentence : I am smart enough to _________

so, I am going to post câu hỏi now and then. bạn guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if bạn have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave các bình luận as well. It will be engaging and fun.