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sapherequeen said:
*sigh* I have three;
1) Last year, during my eighth grade year, I was joking around with my three Những người bạn (I'll name them Kendra, Lucy, and Bonnie). Well, Lucy was coming up with all of these really gross jokes (jokes about sex and stuff like that), and the rest of us honestly couldn't help but laugh our asses off. XD Well, the joking turned into insulting my mother. I really didn't care at first, but then it became offensive in some way because I knew they were trying to irk me. Well, they worked my last nerve at the wrong time. The principal quieted down the entire cafeteria to give an announcement. Meanwhile, Kendra gave her last insult. I ended up shouting out, "My mom is HOT!" to them, and it was loud enough for the whole cafeteria to hear. All of my Những người bạn laughed at me as I was agonizing with complete humiliation. It was one of the most painful, unbearable, embarrassing moments of my young life.... :,(
2) I was walking downstairs to throw some thực phẩm away. I remember it was my "Friday Night", which was movie night....I watch a horror movie every Friday night with some bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô and soda. Well, "Friday Night" was done and I was walking down the stairs. My arms were filled with an empty bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô bowl, a soda can, and some kẹo wrappers (I know, I'm a pig :P). I never saw my pet cat, Ella lying on one of the steps. I ended up stepping on Ella, and slipping my foot across her back, which resulted in her being flung down three stairs. I fell on my behine, and I pretty much rode down the stairs on my butt with Ella running down the stairs in front of me. I woke up the whole household (My mom was asleep downstairs, my stepfather was sleeping in their bedroom). My đít, mông, ass was pretty sore a ngày afterwards.
3) It actually happened yesterday. I was in Spanish class, and bored as usual (My teacher isn't really the best at teaching Spanish, despite her being extremely friendly and kind). Well, I noticed that something smelled like tuna fish. I sniffed some more, and to my horror it was coming from me. Then I realized the huge mistake I made this morning.....I thought I was late for school, and with my rushing to get my đít, mông, ass to school......I forgot to put on deoderant. And what I was smelling from myself in Spanish class was my severe punishment for it. A boy behind me named Jacob began sniffing, and I had a feeling I knew what he was smelling. I asked my Spanish teacher to go to the bathroom twice so I could try to take care of the smell (please don't ask how I did so), and I finally came up with the conclusion when Spanish class ended.....pretended to accidnetally use to much hand sanitizer and rub it on the short sleeves of my T-shirt so THAT smell would end dominate the odor.
Yeah, a lot of other awful, bad, HUMILIATING things have happened to me. But if I were to tell about them now, I'd end up nghề viết văn the world's first online novel.... :)
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