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prophet69 said:
There, there.......... at least your not an ethiopian with apot belly and 15 blue bottles crawling up your nose. : -0 Okay,I'll try. When bạn go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list, theysay, "Dufrene, party of two, bàn ready for Dufrene, party of two." And if no one các câu trả lời they'll say the name again:"Dufrene party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll di chuyển on to the tiếp theo name."Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes!? No one seems to care! Who can eat at a time like this!? People are missing. bạn people are selfish. The Dufrenes are in someone's thân cây right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. We need help."Bush, tìm kiếm party of three. bạn can eat once bạn find the Dufrenes."
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Gentleman: A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over to her so that she can easily pick it up
Houswork: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it
Mistress: Somthing between a mister and a mattress
Megaherts: Hurts real bad!
Chicken: The only động vật bạn eat before they are born and after they are dead
What's the best way to force aman to do sit?ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
How many men does it take toscrew in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
The 10 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life:
1. The doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says,"Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do bạn want it teased hoặc blown"
4. The milkman because he says,"Do bạn want it in the front hoặc in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once bạn have it all in, you'll tình yêu it!"
6. The banker because he says,"If bạn take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takesoff fast and thenslows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
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