got any jokes. . .anyone???

the only one I can think of:
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Wat do u say when someone says Too Fast? u say thats wat she said! srry but thts all i got so far.

bạn know who else doesn't have any jokes?

MY MOM!!!!!!!!!

The only one I can think of right now is: "... Die!"

A boy was making a potatoe clock for a school project. He left in on the bàn over night. His dad came trang chủ late and was hungry. But there was no thực phẩm in the house. Except the potatoe.
The tiếp theo day, the teacher asked the boy where his project was, and he said, "My dad ate my homework!"

bạn put the peanut, in the đậu phụng, đậu phộng hole!! (From My Wife and Kids XD)

whats a frogs faveorite soda?
(sorry if bạn think its cheesy)
Croka-cola.
XDD