WHAT I WOULD DO? I WOULD START LAUGHING HISTERICALLY, AND JUST KEEP ON LAUGHING,AND LAUGHING UNTILL IT GOT VERY VERY CREEPY AND THEN I WOULD FLY UP ON hàng đầu, đầu trang OF THE ROOF AND THEN THE SUN SHINNING ON MY BALDNESS WOULD BE SO BRIGHT THAT I WOULD HAVE HAIR COMPLETELY MADE UP OF THE SUNS RAYS AND IT WOULD LOOK SO AWESOMELY COOL EVERYONE WULD STOP AND STARE AND THEN THE PERSON WHO AT FIRST SHAVED MY HEAD WOULD GET REALLY JEALOUS AND START TO CRY AND I WOULD JUST SMILE AND LAUGH AND LAUGH. ohhh yeah.
oh... It's on... She won't know about the ground pepper in her cái gối, gối cover, icyhot on the toilet seat, hoặc about the sugar bowl refilled with salt until it's too late... That's of course if I had a girlfriend XD
I'd kill her parents, chop them up and put them in her chili. I didn't refer to any cartoon series, I came up with this plan all bởi myself. Oh, and I would train a ngựa con, ngựa, pony to bite her in the ass, since she doesn't have a penis. This, too, didn't came from South Pa... uh, a certain cartoon series.
Why would I shave my own head? I don't have a freaken boyfriend..
EDIT: However If I did, it would matter. Personly, I would be asking what the hell he was doing in my room and for him to get out. I would dump him and make him buy a wig for me... XXD But if he was really sorry then the convosation would go like this!!
Me: WTH? DUDE!! Boyfriend: What?! Me: WHY DID bạn DO THAT!? Boyfriend: I... I... Me: Thats it, I'm dumping you! I'm going back with my X-boyfriend! Boyfriend: bạn don't have one Me: Yeah, its you...
People, put this is mind, I dont have a boyfriend...
Cut off his balls, roast them on a stick and sell them to the hungry kids on the đường phố, street hoặc a pedophile online. After when some one buys/ gets them I send a message to đã đưa ý kiến person to take a picture of them holding them and to send it back to me. Then I would phía trước, chuyển tiếp it back to him.