CAPTION THIS PIC!!(props will be given)

the little one " xin chào dad i accentualy pushed mom into the washer machine what do bạn think i should do?"
big guy " RUN LIKE CRAZY AND HOPE SHE DOESN'T FIND YOU!" (runs off)

Big robot: what are bạn looking for son?

Small robot: Humm...im not sure...have bạn see my head?

Dog (looking for the machine): Robots...

'Hey Dad, bạn new hypnotiser's working- the dog's finally shut up!'
'Good work, son, now get in the cupboard like a good little boy... And now you've shut up. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haa!!!'
:S

big one: son, what are bạn doing?

little one: waiting until the chó clothes come out from under here.

dog: *thought: what is that stupid kid talking about? dumbass*